One of the rare absolute fuck-ups on the part of the Onion. I'm sure it seemed silly and harmless and like good satire at the time (because who the fuck would ever expect someone that ancient to actually run for president 8+ years later), but in retrospect it definitely helped launder his image.
This is who he's always been, and it's written in blood in his legislative career, and i have so much hate for the liberals who supported him.
Additional hate for the whitewashing propagandists at the Onion who cultivated the “cool uncle” image over his actual demonic legislative history
One of the rare absolute fuck-ups on the part of the Onion. I'm sure it seemed silly and harmless and like good satire at the time (because who the fuck would ever expect someone that ancient to actually run for president 8+ years later), but in retrospect it definitely helped launder his image.
Civility of words has always meant more to liberals then civility of action
Obama admin was the one that formalized calling all dead 'military aged males' enemy combatants when they were killed in an operating area
But he was 'polite' and 'funny' so he's the best president