Rare good starter pack meme

  • Luft@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    Ooooh when I do it, it’s “depression” and i need to “clean the house”, but when hot couch guy does it, it’s “sexy” and “mysterious” smh

  • flan [they/them]
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    11 months ago

    needs a companion starter pack for midwestern backyard weekend. green plastic lawn chair, frosted glass patio table, 40 degrees farenheit, bug zapper too clogged with bodies to be effective, most of the stuff in this starter pack

      • flan [they/them]
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        11 months ago

        yea exactly i have no idea what theyre actually called

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    I've hosted this guy several times over in numerous incarnations. yea

    I wouldn't mind so much if most of them didn't become full blown chuds later, after the moment their "if everyone smoked weed there'd be no more problems" liberal idealism got scratched.

    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      after the moment their "if everyone smoked weed there'd be no more problems" liberal idealism got scratched

      Something tells me Joe Rogan is probably involved 🤔

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        Generally, yes. Along with sometimes "oh shit my life is a mess I better find a father figure to straighten me out because I just had an existential crisis" chud awakening courtesy of up-yours-woke-moralists

  • dead [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    "Bro I've been thinking about becoming an artist lately. Check out this painting I did while I was high on DMT. I glued a dollar bill to the canvas and wrote 'I am your god' on it"

    "I've been saving money lately. This summer me and my buddy Zack are going to burning man. No dude, burning man is not something you can explain, you just have to be there."

    "Bro we should install these speakers into my car. My buddy gave me these car speakers because he owed me money. I don't know how to do it. It can't be that hard."

    "You remember Dave? He just a bunch of money because someone drove their car into bar he was at. Yeah, he's fine now. He's using the settlement money to buy a dirt bike."

  • SuperNovaCouchGuy2 [any]
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    11 months ago

    Good post because this is exactly what I would've posted on c/chapotraphouse bro I'm telling you

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    I named mine Bong Jones after an obscure typo in Boris Johnson's staggeringly racist book

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      They're also not the vertical style made of the cheapest and most brittle plastic available that becomes yellow and starts to splinter when exposed to sunlight long-term (they were installed in 1988)

      • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]
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        11 months ago

        Lol I was gong to point out they weren’t vertical but I’ve definitely slept on some horizontal blind hot couches

        The blinds are ALWAYS broken though

  • Egon
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    1 month ago

    deleted by creator

    • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Me, or the dudes who spent most of college smoking weed and playing MGS4 + Guitar Hero between classes