My German friend's late father was obsessed with China and had tons of Chinese stuff, and she didn't know what to so with them so she let me look if something caught my eye, and this surely did. I'm afraid I have no idea where you'd find some of these.

I'm glad I didn't have to move my train journey too, that would have been a shitty way to end the trip

Today is my least full day in Germany and the last day of my holiday too. Tomorrow, I'm back home in France, and preparing for uni which starts next week. It will have been a fun trip, and surprisingly not much ever got wrong: not bad for my first true solo trip!

Fantastique!

Well I am indeed actively refusing to drink, under normal circumstances (there isn't really a deep reason why, I just don't like to be drunk, and especially since I get drunk quite easily I prefer to just never drink alcohol); this time was an exception given the situation, it felt awkward to refuse when I couldn't even speak Russian to explain why, and I found the whole thing so absurd that it felt more funny than anything to give in that one time.

Funnily enough this isn't the only time I've "had to" invest alcohol on this trip: yesterday I was eating in Limburg, Germany, and I wanted an Apfelschorle but I instead recieved cider, which I only realised once I had ingested some because it basically is the same thing but with a bit of alcohol. But since it was "just" cider, the shame of going back and explaining in my broken German that I wanted something else got the better of me. Maybe I would've said it if I didn't drink at the Russian border a few weeks before. First as a tragedy, second as a farce...

Once I'm back in France I'm going back to my normal dogmatism on the matter.

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German praxis???

THEY CLIMB NOW?

THEY CLIMB NOW!

Edit: I just saw after posting this that someone made this exact joke

don't mind me, I'm just here for the ExistentialComics page

Nihilist store robbed a gunpoint, but nothing of value was stolen

I can't

"Policy plunko"

Look at the result at the bottom

"Blue state"

Why did I expect there to be policies listed there? Then again, I guess landing on "murdering thousands of children in possibly the most horrible genocide of this century so far" wouldn't fit the "yassss qweeen" theme

"are you hungry" actually means "will you eat with me"

TIL

Of course this already is an emote

At least I had a lot of music to listen to, though at one point desperation set in and I decided to listen to a podcast about Stalin's Foundations of Leninism

Yesterday I took three trains. On the one hand, TRAINS!!!!! On the other hand, I was in and out of trains for 12 HOURS

Oh it seems I have talked to too many Grover Furr-pilled comrades then.

The Katyn massacre is the one where the nazis """found""" tens of thousands of dead Poles during operation Barbarosa and said it was the Soviets because reasons and now several countries teach the nazis' story as fact.

Edits: it seems I was wrong and the Soviets did commit it, see other comrades' comments.

they had the gaul to call a massacre perpetrated by the nazis as "the nazis' Katyn".... EXCUSE ME WHAT

This Is Not This Is Not a Pipe

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Now where could my pipe be?

...POLAND?!

The third PS3 titles