Andre the Giant using opioids would have been a viable contender

There should be a daily show that covers the top 10 biggest shits worldwide and gives the winners a toaster or something

I bet they have some idea

As if it isn't me.

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My pb is about 2 lbs

#well hydrated gang

While I'm certainly not suggesting it's the largest ever there's a well preserved doo doo in York that's pretty hefty

I dunno, at the very least during and after taking the biggest shit ever they probably suspected something was up...

It was me

I don't know, they might be aware of it. I've taken shits I felt so proud of that I felt the need to share it with someone. I've never done it, but I've been close at times.

There should be contests like those eating contests that are so popular. You have a weigh-in before you go into the chamber, so that makes it sporty. You could have analysis of diet, exercise, etc. Maybe a face cam for the contestants. A trophy goes to the World's Biggest Pooper for the year.

Maybe even have artistic scoring of the output.

Last I heard, the world record for such was held by Randy Marsh, from South Park, Colorado

I know who it isn't

Everyone knows the world record shit was 8.6 courics and was produced by Randy Marsh of South Park, Colorado, in 2007.