i thought it was a remaster of Rat Movie 2: The Movie

Back in 2020, the Democrat party ran on beating Presinald Trunt. That was their entire promise for that was the most important thing to do to save our Democracy.
And so for the case they offered up their "Electable Candidate", Joseph Biden.

Joe Biden was in fact Electable! He did beat Trump.

Now it is 2024. The Democrat party is running on beating NotPresinald Trunt, for once again this is the most important thing to do to save our Democracy.

But now Joe Biden is not longer so Electable! According to all metrics. He just ain't popular as he was last time.
So why are they putting him at the forefront again? Do they not care anymore about beating Turnp? Is this no longer a big deal for themy? Do they not care about their supportive base anymore, about Democracy?
are they stupid?

These things sure are confusing.

hands Ukraine over to Russia

"one Ukraine, coming right up!"
👴🫳 🇺🇦 🤲🇷🇺
"thank you very much for the Ukraine mr Trump, have a good day"

😔 this wouldn't keep happening if they got rid of the random guy who keeps hanging around Commander and answers no when staffers ask "does your dog bite"😭

this was such an obivous Felix-esque bit I can't believe a Hexer fell for it

-VOTE for Biden else your reproductive rights will be GONE FOREVER

-but Roe V Wade was repealed under Biden so what difference is it gonna make if he wins again in 2024?

-DUH Biden can't do shit about it, don't you know how the GOVERNMENT WORKS??? You can't expect that much from him come on!

Palestine has a right to defend itself 😌

hello Hexbear!

ive seen a course on the politics in contemporary china by princeton
and there too the prof said that when new legislature is being debated that the most popular legislature becomes implemented the fastest
even though china is not a democracy
and that really controversial legislature can take years

said by my taipeaboo friend.

I miss my social circle being a bunch of tankies 😭
bye Hexbear 💚

Yooooo look at those two it's the spitting image of

Anti-communists libs don't defend for one goddamn minute. ( shit, are they even libs at this point? )

you guys

male defaultism :angery:

Keep the upvotes and the algorith but remove the amount indicator?

that way we keep our ability to sort posts of comments, but we remove the vapid indicator of quality?

Being a Tankie irl is like:

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Remember any person you admire. What do you find attractive in him?

Ah I'm sorry. I wasn't aware it was only possible to admire men. :angery:

Getting further through the test, there's only ever he/him for pronouns. The author really can't conceive of people other than men existing?????

Capitalists stop putting lead in everything challenge [IMPOSSIBLE!!!]

"Americans are uncultured, they don't know how to appreciate your refined, European desserts!"

The dessert: *literally just a cube of crystalized sugar.*

gang!

omg!

I am such a communist 💁‍♀️... :akkommunism:

:mao-wave: Hi Ide! :meow-hug:

Felix calling them The Adventures is still one of my favourite bits I think about every time I talk about those movies lol. :)