Dude, my meaning was plain as fucking day. You are never going to get me to confess to a crime I did not commit. I'm sorry you are realizing for the first time that teenagers have sex but that is not my problem. Goodbye.

Yeah, if I ever did that, it would be a problem, wouldn't it? Let me ask you something, what problem do you think you have solved right now?

Do not presume to speak on my behalf, you fucking suck at it. I'm taking my dog for a walk, I've said my piece. Fuck you twice.

I was a victim of child sexual abuse myself, and you're right about that part, I'll gladly take this type of hyper-vigilance against the alternative of silence. What I will not do is allow you to impute the most vile motives to me for basically no god damned good reason. I have given you no reason to think I am trying to prey on this person. None. Did you think you could say that about me and I would just have no answer? Fuck you, there is no L for me to take.

You are going to continue twisting this into something it is not, aren't you? Fucking OP was the furthest goddamn thing from my mind. That never even occurred to me until you brought it up. I told someone to live life to the fullest becaus the god damned world is ending and now I'm defending myself against pedo accusations? I'm not playing this stupid fucking game with you. Report me to the authorities if you think it's that big of a fucking problem.

Excuse me, last I checked we were talking about climate apocalypse and how to face life when the world is ending, I never said I was going to fuck anybody in this thread. I think they should smoke a joint too, is that a problem for you as well?

Fuck off with this shit, they can remember it when they're older.

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Russiagate is such a fucking plain-as-day op, how the fuck do people not see this. What other country in the world would let their intelligence services dictate the terms of their domestic elections. Why does fucking nobody question this?

I know this post isn't getting a lot of response but just FYI I love reading stuff like this, please keep posting it.

Can someone who knows about sports tell me if all that stuff I heard growing up about the Russians cheating in the Olympics had any basis in fact, or is that just more bullshit propaganda I was fed as a kid.

r/democraticparty is run by a comrade, or at least they aren't one of these dipshits.

I'm not Muslim, but I'm a lot more religious than most people here, and shit like this is a crime against your maker. It's not about the pork, it's about trying to come between a mortal and their approach to the divine. All religions on all planets hold that sacred. The people who do this shit are damning themselves for a laugh.

Neither of those dudes are going to last five minutes after the lights go out.

The 70s were actually extremely good, and not liking disco is reactionary.

If anyone deserves to have their consciousness uploaded to a computer so they can experience the terrific horror of having their mind slowly disintegrate as they realize that, oh yeah, turns out you actually really really need the biological anchors provided by our spongy brains in order to function, it's this guy.

Is it multi-unit? Because if you share walls with your neighbors you're going to need to coordinate the extermination.

Posts like this make me feel a lot better about only knowing Trots and Bookchin libsoc anarchists before the internet existed.

I assume they mean David Plouffe, Obama's former campaign manager, went on Michael Moore's podcast, where they discussed Biden's campaign to become the national usher.

You ever been in a car with someone who says out loud the name of everything you pass by? If we could understand the speech of birds, that's what we would hear, but you can still get pretty close to it by listening to the clucking of these hens.