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    • gayhobbes [he/him]
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      never pass up a chance to give someone a bursting orgasm.

      My dude you are talking to a 17 year old girl, please be less creepy

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          I'm missing my calling as a father to failsons I think.

      • Dear_Occupant [he/him]
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        Fuck off with this shit, they can remember it when they're older.

        • gayhobbes [he/him]
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          It is creepy to tell children to make sure they give people killer nuts, you are 45 and they should have taught you this in dinosaur school

          • Dear_Occupant [he/him]
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            Excuse me, last I checked we were talking about climate apocalypse and how to face life when the world is ending, I never said I was going to fuck anybody in this thread. I think they should smoke a joint too, is that a problem for you as well?

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              That's a fuckload less creepy than a 45-year-old stranger online telling a 17-year-old to pound off, but I like the implication you're going with that doing drugs is the same as getting creep-ass advice from much older men.

              • Dear_Occupant [he/him]
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                You are going to continue twisting this into something it is not, aren't you? Fucking OP was the furthest goddamn thing from my mind. That never even occurred to me until you brought it up. I told someone to live life to the fullest becaus the god damned world is ending and now I'm defending myself against pedo accusations? I'm not playing this stupid fucking game with you. Report me to the authorities if you think it's that big of a fucking problem.

                • gayhobbes [he/him]
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                  You know what would be a really cool way of handling this is to go, oh shit, that DOES APPEAR TO BE FUCKED UP, and then apologize and take the L instead of doubling down. I never said you sounded like you wanted to fuck OP, I just said your advice, in context, was creepy, and you have kept going on and on about it. Why?

                  • Dear_Occupant [he/him]
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                    I was a victim of child sexual abuse myself, and you're right about that part, I'll gladly take this type of hyper-vigilance against the alternative of silence. What I will not do is allow you to impute the most vile motives to me for basically no god damned good reason. I have given you no reason to think I am trying to prey on this person. None. Did you think you could say that about me and I would just have no answer? Fuck you, there is no L for me to take.

                    • gayhobbes [he/him]
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                      Then as a victim of child sexual abuse yourself, you should be aware that this kind of talk is not healthy and you should not do it. That's all I have told you to do. I did not say that you were doing anything to her, nor that you had any plans to do so. I simply said what you are saying is creepy. That's the L to take. Stop digging your hole and stop, man.

                      • Dear_Occupant [he/him]
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                        Do not presume to speak on my behalf, you fucking suck at it. I'm taking my dog for a walk, I've said my piece. Fuck you twice.

                        • gayhobbes [he/him]
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                          So while you're on that walk, go up to a random teenager and tell them to make sure they always give someone a screaming orgasm and see how well that's received in real life.

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                            Yeah, if I ever did that, it would be a problem, wouldn't it? Let me ask you something, what problem do you think you have solved right now?

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                              Yeah, if I ever did that, it would be a problem

                              You literally just did that, right now.

                              Let me ask you something, what problem do you think you have solved right now?

                              I haven't given up on your actually realizing that you may have done something fucked up and can back down from it still.

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                                Dude, my meaning was plain as fucking day. You are never going to get me to confess to a crime I did not commit. I'm sorry you are realizing for the first time that teenagers have sex but that is not my problem. Goodbye.

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                                  Hm, so you recognize that if you said what you did on here in real life, it would be a bad idea. But then the connective tissue is gone. Bro.