Painting:The Great Oath
Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin, was born in Gori, Georgia on 21st December, 1879. was a Soviet revolutionary and politician who was the leader of the Soviet Union from 1924 until his death in 1953. He held power as General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (1922–1952) and Chairman of the Council of Ministers of the Soviet Union (1941–1953).
The son of a humble Georgian shoemaker, at the age of fifteen Stalin entered the Orthodox seminary in Tbilisi on a scholarship, where he proved to be a brilliant student, although he was expelled when he was caught distributing propaganda for the Georgian Socialist Party, which he had joined in 1898.
While studying at the seminary he joined a secret organization called Messame Dassy (the Third Group). Members were supporters of Georgian independence from Russia. Some were also socialist revolutionaries and it was through the people he met in this organization that Stalin first came into contact with the ideas of Karl Marx.
Soon after leaving the seminary he began reading Iskra (the Spark), the newspaper of the Social Democratic Labour Party (SDLP). It was the first underground Marxist paper to be distributed in Russia. It was printed in several European cities and then smuggled into Russia by a network of SDLP agents. The editorial board included Lenin and Trotsky
In 1901 Stalin joined the Social Democratic Labour Party and whereas most of the leaders were living in exile, he stayed in Russia where he helped to organize industrial resistance to Tsarism. he would end up being arrested and exiled to Siberia for coordinating a Strike at the large Rothschild plant at Batum.
At the Second Congress of the Social Democratic Labour Party held in London in 1903, there was a dispute between Lenin and Julius Martov over the future of the SDLP. Lenin argued for a small party of professional revolutionaries with a large fringe of non-party sympathizers and supporters. Martov disagreed believing it was better to have a large party of activists.
As Lenin and Plekhanov won most of the votes, their group became known as the Bolsheviks (after bolshinstvo, the Russian word for majority), whereas Martov's group were dubbed Mensheviks (after menshinstvo, meaning minority). Stalin who was still in prison in Siberia, decided he favoured the Bolsheviks in this dispute. He escaped on 5th January 1904. Lenin was impressed with Stalin's achievements in the Caucasus and in December 1905, he was invited to meet him in Finland.
Stalin would Settled in Baku to expand the influence of bolsheviks in the Caucasus, Joseph Stalin worked closely with his friends in developing the political consciousness of the workers in the region. The workers in the oil fields belonged to a union under the influence of the Bolsheviks, and Stalin was one of the Union's delegates
He returned to St. Petersburg in February 1912, he became editor of Pravda. Lenin, who described him as my "wonderful Georgian" arranged for him to join the Party's Central Committee, he was Exiled to Siberia on 1913. he would return to St Petersburg in 1917 with the overthrow of the Tzar and the pardon to all political prisoners by Prince Lvov. He would join the then Petrograd Soviet
At this time, Stalin, like most Bolsheviks, took the view that the Russian people were not ready for a socialist revolution. He therefore called for conditional support of the Provisional Government. He also urged policies that would tempt the Mensheviks into forming an alliance. However, he disagreed with Molotov, who was calling for the immediate overthrow of Prince Lvov.
When Lenin returned to Russia on 3rd April, 1917, he announced what became known as the April Theses. Lenin attacked Bolsheviks for supporting the Provisional Government. Instead, he argued, revolutionaries should be telling the people of Russia that they should take over the control of the country. Lenin ended his speech by telling the assembled crowd that they must "fight for the social revolution, fight to the end, till the complete victory of the proletariat".
On 26th October, 1917, the All-Russian Congress of Soviets met and handed over power to the Soviet Council of People's Commissars. Lenin was elected chairman and Joseph Stalin (Nationalities), As a Georgian and a member of a minority group who had written about the problems of non-Russian peoples living under the Tsar, Stalin was seen as the obvious choice for the post as Minister of Nationalities. Nearly half of the population of the Empire was made up of non-russians. To show his good faith, Stalin appointed several assistants from the various nationalities within Russia.
At the Tenth Party Congress in April 1922, Lenin proposed a resolution that would ban all factions within the party. Stalin was appointed as General Secretary and was now given the task of dealing with the "factions and cliques" in the Communist Party
Following Lenin's death in 1924, There was a big power struggle in the party between 3 main factions. The Left opposition (trotsky), the Centre (Stalin) and the Right opposition (Bukharin).
Trotsky had argued in 1917 that the Bolshevik Revolution was doomed to failure unless successful revolutions also took place in other countries such as Germany and France. In 1924 Stalin began talking about the possibility of completing the "building of socialism in a single country". Nikolay Bukharin joined the attacks on Trotsky asserted that Trotsky's theory of "permanent revolution" was anti-Leninist. in 1925 Trotsky was removed from the goverment and 2 years later from the Party and exiled for Factionalism.
During the Collectivation of Land Stalin Blame the policies of Bukharin for the failure of the 1927 harvest. By this time kulaks made up 40% of the peasants in some regions, He also advocated the setting up of collective farms. By 1935, 94 per cent of crops were being produced by peasants working on collective farms.
With no start-up capital, little international trade and virtually no modern infrastructure, Stalin's government financed industrialization from the profits made by state-owned factories and enterprises, trade, banks and transportation.
In 1926-1927, about one billion rubles were invested in industry; three years later, about 5 billion rubles could already be invested in it. The 1930s saw the production, for the first time in the history of the Soviet Union, of a wide range of new products, including motorcycles, watches and cameras, as well as the machines and tools needed to produce these and other goods.
To avoid the isolation of the Soviet Republic, the USSR entered the League of Nations (1934), and had a rapprochement with Great Britain and France.
Stalin had always opposed fascism and Hitler, on August 15, 1939 he tried to make a pact with Britain and France to attack Nazi Germany. Stalin proposed to send 1 million soldiers to fight Hitler, but the capitalist countries refused. On August 23, 1939, the Soviet Union and Germany signed a non-aggression pact in Moscow.
After the outbreak of World War II, however, and considering that the fall of England was imminent, Hitler ordered an attack on the Soviet Union. The Red Army could not contain the main German attacks at the beginning of the Barbarossa Plan, since more than 70% of the German military industry was concentrated on the eastern front for the invasion of the USSR.
When Germany reached Moscow, Stalin did not flee and even made in November a speech commemorating the victory of Soviet power, soon began to take control of the situation and Stalin was appointed Supreme Commander in Chief of the Red Army. Unlike the German forces and Hitler's hierarchy, the Soviet military autonomy took its generals into democratic decision-making and had some of its best generals, such as Zhukov and Vatutin, brought in from the frontier, also allowing the dispatch from the eastern fronts of thousands of Siberian troops already trained in combat with the Japanese.
On the night of Sunday, March 1, he was found lying on the floor, dressed in the clothes he had worn the night before and barely able to speak. Some doctors ruled that Stalin had suffered a stroke and had collapsed. His death just like Lenin's would end up in a 3-way Power struggle between Lavrentiy Beria, Georgy Malenkov and Nikita Khrushchev
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Went back through my texts and found these, had to battle the autocorrect the whole time. Apologies for the sheer number of them, didn't want to have to scroll back again later.
Burd tag
Ferkluffle
Stoop pain
Bum scag
Claper pips
Bockbluster
Rinona Wider
Futterbinger
Gel Mibson
Lumbajaya
Punk in drublic
Soctor Duess
Wead it and reep
In one swell foop
Murkey teatballs
Cubicks Rube
Sat and fassy
Wealth and hellness
Pheasant pluckers
Pobody's nerfect
Calling all nerds: send me your spoonerisms, I crave their hilarity! Lend me your silliness so I can fool my brother into thinking I'm more clever than I truly am!
Worst case Ontario
Water under the fridge
Get two birds stoned at once
Technically not spoonerisms, but I'll take them!
Oh I just remembered a good one from my mom's coworker lmao, "sheep ham" for "sheet pan"
"You need a sheep ham for that recipe?? What's a sheep ham??"
"Sheet. Pan."
"OHhh"
(hysterical laughter)
Sheep ham is gonna get stuck in my head now lol. In that vein, and also from a coworker: instead of shop vac, slop vac. Because it gets used for wet stuff sometimes
Keep your vac away from my slop!
Oh also, on the slop train of thought: calling the can of sauce you use to make sloppy joes "joe slop" and calling the sandwiches themselves "sloppy joesephs"
Sloppy Joseph Robinette Biden folks, many people are saying it, so sloppy, very very disrespectful
This made me and my partner both laugh, tyvm lol
Drain bramage
It doesnt take rocket appliances to know that's all Ricky!
Also I say them instead of the real thing on Instinct now.
Also dude I work with might be playing a cop in the new movie. The original 7 seasons were filmed pretty much right in my childhood neighborhood. I've.met the entire cast at least once.
Your majesty, I move under the Canadian People's Freedom of Choices and Voices Act that I be allowed to smoke and swear in court
Zest Mordant and Dressed all Over
Get me some of those sweet empowered chicken things
What comes around is all around!
Supply and command
Denial and error
Doesn't take rocket appliances to figure out
We already did that one
Indianapolis Jones
Why in the fuck are you dressed up like a bumblecock
What am I supposed to do here? Swallow my prize?
Kahayki pants
Hyposuction
Whaddya own space?? No. Nay-suh does.
Rich Evans does a bunch of malpropisms but my favorite is for sure Foldimg Chables cause one time when walking home drunk with a friend we saw a folding chair in a tree and cause I just saw that episode and was drunk and pointed out the 'folding chable' they said 'dang that's weird.' Several minutes.later I noticed what I'd said and thst they didn't call me on the flub and they said 'for all I know that could have been a folding chable and then I'd have looked the fool.'
"Several minutes later" is what makes this so next level lol, amazing
Chris Helmsworth
"why is this Rich Evans guy always talkin' 'bout me???"
"... does he have mental problems?"
"No, he just drank a whole bunch of Dan Aykroyd vodka"
Do we have literally the exact same interests?
Idk, you're not really a baseball head yet but you can learn lol
Idk if you're into hockey either but I'm a big Kraken fan
Also skateboarding and BMX
I think we like a lot of the same music tho and the Simpsons and TPB
I skate and am Canadian enough to have to know some hockey.
The curb outside my gym is downhill and curved and has smooth pavement and I really wanna wax it up and slappy back crook it sometimes
Are Nova Scotia ppl generally Leafs fans? Sorry if that's ignorant and like asking someone from Queens if they're a Yankees fan or something
Seems all over the place. Got some leafs folks some Mtl canadiens people. My family are Boston bruins loyalists for reasons dating back to the 70s or so that I can't explain. Everyone liked the penguins for a while when it seemed Sydney Crosby was gonna matter. Fun fact: his high school was prone to race riots!
Sid the Kid is fired for being problematic
(hes fired)
((the Bruins are probably my second favorite team, Morgan Geekie was one of my favorite Kraken and he's a Bruin now and Boston is generally my second favorite sports city other than the Pats, fuck Tom Brady))