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Nonsense.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Got it. I'll make sure he stays safe. :af-heart:

What can you tell me about his daily habits? Does he leave for work at a certain time? Perhaps he likes to walk really close to a particular window and stand motionless while he thinks?

Tight. Have you ever thought about elevating your praxis to the next level? I have loads of weapons and plans at the ready, including felony quantities of C4. All I need from you is your signature on a couple documents!

Pinch me. I'm real!

I just realized you're the sixth leader of ANTIFA who's contacted me today. :thinkin-lenin: Would you be willing to meet up with me this week for a game of truth or dare? I'll bring my polygraph; it'll be fun! 😉

Where do I sign up?

Look here, mister, I may have been a cop, but I'm smart enough to know when someone's pulling my leg. I happen to know for a fact that ANTIFA has 3 million active duty soldiers tops in the United States.

There's no reason to joke around with me! Come on, man. I just want accurate information so I can help you guys out. I'm just like you guys now; I love to dunk on hogs and post libs. We cool, comradeski? 😉

What the hell are these hogs I keep hearing about? I don't have feral hogs around my home. I can't help you.

Cool. Cool. And "hog" is slang for some sort of... dish? Why are leftists into "hogs"?

I tried to ask all of my contacts if they knew anything about this organization but they each just snickered at me. No on can give me a damned straight answer! This must go deeper than I thought.

Nice to meet you. How many supersoldiers are under your direct command?