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  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    the fancy woke filling is fucking deli chicken slices and like olives and cheese from spain or something for anyone who doesn't want to read the daily lie

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    The other day I went to a restaurant and asked for a meatball sub. They said they no longer serve meatballs, only genderballs.

  • PKMKII [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    Nothing is a bigger insult to the English way of life than fresh vegetables

    • BashfulBob [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      The English built their entire imperial fortune on the international trade of exotic spices, teas, coffees, and chocolates. Horrific human atrocities were committed to cultivate the banana. Nightmarish acts of barbarity were performed to mass produce indigo and rum. People were dismembered by cannon fire to guarantee the free flow of turmeric and saffron.

      Hell, mustard was one such condiment. You're not growing mustard plants on the Orkney Islands.

      Its just so deliberately ahistoric. Like, I know The Mail exists to make anyone with a fucking education cringe. But god damn, they're good at their jobs.

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      I've like watching James Mays sandwiches of the 70s video and it is wild that for a cooler decades that God forsaken island considered Russian dressing to be their version of a fresh vegetable.

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      The most unimpressive middle aged man you've ever met who knows that deep down nobody has ever done anything as impressive as the time he graduated from his local high-school with a 2.4 GPA before becoming a "project manager" for his dad's construction company with 4 employees.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    measurehead The Ham Sandwich people think they can overcome their addiction to the ham sandwich. Next they will think they can stop drinking the Al-Gul and eating potato

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Anybody who unironically complain about "woke condiments" should 100%, unironically have all of their electronic devices confiscated and be forced to do hard labor for a couple weeks. They clearly need to take a step back and recontextualize some things.

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Bringing back the Gulag system but for people who complained about olive oil based mayonnaise being sold in stores

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      LOL, LMAO even!

      https://muckrack.com/zac-campbell

      Audience Writer, Daily Mail

      Covers: Principally covering football, I have also written for Wisden Cricket Monthly and the NME.

      Doesn't Cover: I focus solely on sport. twisted Social bloodsport

  • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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    1 month ago

    Is it too late to unironically use the term ‘woke mind virus’?

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    I cannot be alone in thinking that if one of the listings on a menu was just described as "Fancy Woke" I just need to order that thing even if I'm not really hungry. Offering a sandwich with that filling would probably just be a sound business decision.

  • Guamer [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    Ham and mustard does sound pretty fire rn, ngl