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if we want more subscribers we need to invent a new type of pill to give to teenagers

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Yes! Say that when you walk in!

Anyone who shows any respect for employers is a fucking loser. I will never fuck with dudes who show up for interviews on time

shaming people into individually stopping all of their consumption, the same consumption that is necessary for the economic system to continue, in hopes that the shame will win against all of their instincts, against all of the marketing and pressure that will be brought down upon them

or

government regulation

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special gulag for people who felt the need to publicly comment about their fatigue on every climate change story

most gulags will be dedicated to internet commenters

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feds killed Jesus

part of it is you getting older

the other part of it is Zoomers being fucking ridiculously soft

I’m assuming replacing all the US government backdoors with CCP backdoors will actually be great for business

Eagles are creatures of pride, and snakes are creatures of discernment

yeah I’m a materialist but animals are omens. If I see an eagle or a snake you better believe I’m taking that into account

oh shit no! The lathe! The lathe! Not agaiinnmn!

Love the full moon marketing.

Welcome to witch-capitalism