![Guys, do you think we can push President Musk to the right? (Towards the Divine Right of Kings, specifically?) [CW: SA+Racism]](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e7de412e-8014-48d6-96c4-4d99b26814d2.png){kind=link}
"YOU ARE A SERF!"
"Well I'm okay with being a serf, as long as the King gets blessed by the Pope during his coronation. How else can I be sure he will respect Jesus' views on the sanctity of private property?" 
"YOU ARE A SERF!"
"Well I'm okay with being a serf, as long as the King gets blessed by the Pope during his coronation. How else can I be sure he will respect Jesus' views on the sanctity of private property?"
Turns out the Holy Roman Empire wasn't some accident but a carefully orchestrated ruse to keep Germans from getting up to no good.