Dear Chapo,
A close friend of mine has begun Mexicanizing his home cooking. I'm very concerned. Should I stage an intervention?
P.S. Tag yourself.
Hot sauce has no accepted medical application and a high potential for abuse.
I am currently abusing hot sauce as we speak.
Well that and alcohol. Love my spicy chelada.
Yeah kinda. It's my own home recipe. One tall can of Modelo especial, ~6oz spicy V8 juice, a few dabs of tapatio for extra kick, a splash of pineapple juice, a slice of lime, and a little salt around the rim.
Highly recommend. It's kinda like bloody mary lite. It'll get you full before it gets you too drunk, but it's a great after work special.
This epitomizes the ethos of white American child rearing. Don’t be nice to your son or he might become an addict and also your food can’t have peppers in it.
They were really obsessed with punishing masturbation around this time too.
White boys in America are still getting circumcised to this day because of it.
Ironically, rather than making us crank it less the decrease in pleasure just turned us all into chronic gooners
Cutting off the foreskin doesn't reduce your sex drive so you'll still fap just as often as you would if you were uncut, but you'll need to work harder to finish and you'll be able to hold out for a long time if you so please
people ask me how I got like this. just gotta follow the steps.
step 1: snacking between meals
step 2: off my face, Robotrippin' on the porch in a 3 piece suitWhen you get to Cards, Dice and Pool, you're too late because Jr is a
I'm the mexican food since I'm making soft tacos tomorrow.
Merriam-Webster Unabridged says the verb “piece” is “chiefly dialectal” and means “to eat between meals” or “nibble at snacks.” [1]
Whoever was drawing this must have been real annoyed when they realized they forgot the 't' in pastries
I’m more worried about the steep grade and lack of handrails on those steps
I'm Tea, Coffee, and Coca
also what kind of John Harvey Kellogg bullshit is this? same energy as "cornflakes will make you too bored to masturbate"
Fuck, I knew it was Mexican's fault
Even when I thought it was the pork, I knew it was the pepper sauces
Don't take chances. 
the future of the USA
