MaoZeBong [he/him]

Woo Pig Dammit!

How’d they know my dive bar drink? Arkansan here

Tend bar. Been doing it about almost 10 years and it is tiring. Got into it cause it paid well and I really didn’t like college. Now I’m trying to finish that degree I should have done in the first place, but higher education is super lib.

Woo Pig Dammit

Use to be a trashy bar bartender here. It’s because of capitalism. Gotta make that customer happy.

The “Arkansas credit card” part killed me. I’ve never heard that.

Have they ever been to a horse show in the south?

Arkansas Wooo!

Eyyyy I just like Mao and weed lol.

When I was like a junior in high school a friend and I decided to go for a walk one night. We had smoked a little weed and took off on a little loop that brings us back to his house. It was night, about midnight maybe, so there was no one on the road. But in the middle of the road was a bunch of clothes. I’m from the American South so I’m kinda use to trash being on the road so I thought nothing of it. After a few yards we pass by a house on the road with all the lights out, but there is some music coming out. It sounded like music box music. I looked to my friend to make sure I wasn’t the only one hearing it. He could hear judging by the look on his face. The music then kinda got louder so we ran as fast as we could home. Still have no idea what it was. I don’t really believe in the paranormal but that is something that I just couldn’t explain.

I was taught “American Political Parties” by the active chair of the Republican Party in my state. Dude just talked about Rockefeller being the greatest thing to happen. Guess which state.

I’m honestly just glad y’all are here.