This. It’s ruining my relationship.

IMO, saliva is the best possible lubricant.

In curling they always say, “hog is a dong best-jerked cold”.

Don’t tempt me. That just screams free therapy.

I’ve got some emotional baggage I’ve been hoping to unload on an unwitting soul.

They composited out the part where he wandered off, muttering something incoherant to himself.

Hogs are beautiful too! #HogLyfe

I’d bet money on it… if money mattered after the collapse of human civilization.

Their new campaign slogan:

“Joe Biden presumably knows roughly which country he is in right now. And that matters. Trump!”

Check out what these stupid chuds have to say about it: https://www.youtube.com/live/gseav7sgpks?feature=shared

If I didn’t know better, I’d swear they were doing a bit.

I’ve never seen a less critical tech review; never seen investment advice that was less trustworthy, more of a conflict of interest; these douchebags are willingly blind to the glaring cons of this technology. They have massive portfolios of AAPL and just go on and on about how great it is. I’d say shameful but we’ve been here before with Tesla and they were able to lie their way to the top. The Henry Kissinger of tech stocks.

“I’m wondering if you are the type of person who wants to keep it on all day”

NO ONE will want the embarrassment of keeping this on their face all day. This is like the Segway.

Disagree strongly. If there’s one sure thing in the tech world, it is the fact that electronics get smaller and smaller with each generation.

They sort of can! Likely, the ads will pause until you put the device back on or direct your attention back to it. Unskippable ads are rolling out on day 1, I’m betting.

Do your part: sucker punch (or pick the pocket of) any tech bro chud you see wearing one in public.

If people are afraid to wear them in public, they’ll fade away much like the Google glassholes did.

A well known CIA smear tactic.

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Election fraud by way of vibrating anal toy.

Thanks! I will.

To save the rest of you from visiting that absolute shithole of a website:

In a village in Madhya Pradesh, hundreds of revered stone balls, known as “Kuldevtas” or family deities, were discovered by locals while tilling the land for farming.

The residents of Padlya village in Dhar district believed these sacred stones, locally called “Kakad Bhairav”, held the power to safeguard their farms and livestock from misfortunes.

However, recent scientific tests conducted by experts revealed a surprising twist—the revered stones were, in fact, fossilized dinosaur eggs dating back approximately 175 million years.

Ezoic Vishal Verma, a local paleontologist, highlighted the significant role these eggs played in local customs, having been worshipped as family deities for generations.

Ezoic Interestingly, Dhar district is home to the Dinosaur Fossil National Park, established in 2011, which preserves fossilized remains of ancient dinosaurs. A senior forest official explained that villagers often stumble upon fossils and start worshipping them, emphasizing the presence of a fossil collection and conservation center in the Baag area of Dhar district, housing thousands of such specimens.

“The round stones, believed to be family deities, are not only eggs but also play a significant role in local worship customs. These stones, often placed under fig trees, have been worshipped for generations. As efforts are underway to transform the area into a zoological park, preserving these traditions becomes integral to the park’s cultural richness,” Verma said, according to India Today.

The incident is not isolated, as reports indicate the discovery of over 250 fossilized dinosaur eggs in Dhar district. Experts suggest that Madhya Pradesh’s Narmada Valley was once home to a thriving population of dinosaurs during the Mesozoic era, long before the cataclysmic event that led to the extinction of dinosaurs around 65 million years ago.

Some hogs are fatter than others.

BIDEN 2024

WE PLEDGE TO GENTLY PERSUADE ISRAEL TO USE SLIGHTLY SMALLER MISSILES TO TURN INNOCENT PALESTINIAN CIVILIANS INTO BLOODY PASTE.

If Michael Fassbender isn’t a leftist, we can pull him left by his hog.

Biden

Dude hasn’t been sentient since like 2020.

He makes Reagan look downright lucid.

The insidious cadre of fucks operating the Biden bot are getting winded. Time for Kamala the Cop to step in and make America her Cop City.