https://www.businessinsider.com/iran-chemical-fentanyl-pharmaceutical-based-weapons-2024-11

  • EstraDoll [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    THIS IS NOT A REAL HEADLINE, THIS IS A BUNCH OF HEXBEAR BITS COBBLED TOGETHER FOR A LAUGH. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE MY LYING EYES OTHERWISE

    • newmou [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Literally most people. Not sure how to get past that tbh

    • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      I believe this means the US developed fentanyl-based weapons for some reason and needs to blame Iran for doing it first.

    • Yukiko [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      Don't know if you were alive for the Iraq War, but way too many people I'm sure.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Another day at the consent factory. Are they doing "WMDs" again? Has this show up anywhere else?

    • Rom [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Iran may have

      there are reports that pro-Iranian militias in Iraq may have

      evidence suggests Iran is

      Israel feared that Hezbollah would

      morshupls

    • tocopherol [any]
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      1 month ago

      This article is based on another written by Matthew Levitt for the Combatting Terrorism Center at West Point (Tehran’s Tactical Knockout: Weaponized Pharmaceutical-Based Agents), is it possible there is a bias?

      Just like chuds harping on about how deadly fentanyl is so police need to shoot drug dealers, this sounds like an excellent angle to make up to generate support for a war against Iran.

      • ProletarianDictator [none/use name]
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        1 month ago

        These articles exist to form word association between one hated thing and a geopolitical rival. Super effective on anyone who lost loved ones to fent

  • Jew [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    If I were killed by one of these I couldn't even be mad. Just fade away blasted as hell knowing Iran is kicking Amerikkkas ass sounds like a vibe to me.

  • Hestia [she/her, love/loves]
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    1 month ago

    Iran isn't stupid enough to try and use fent as a bio-weapon. I don't think the writer even knows what the fuck it is. I smell that shit every other day at work. It's nasty and makes my respiratory system want to expel everything inside, but outside of a small enclosed area like a bathroom, it's not gonna do anything.

    • Dolores [love/loves]
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      1 month ago

      i mean you can pump a shitton through a building's ventilation system but i sure hope if Iran has cooked up a version of that, it works better. "bio-weapon" would be a perfectly orwellian description though, right? developing this thing to try to kill less people in hostage situations-->weapons of mass destruction

      e: also you're allowed to use chemical weapons just not against a uniformed legal combatant under the geneva conventions, @ tear gas

    • mayo_cider [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      They don't have to, cops od on fent if they suspect they see white powder (or if they want some time off without using their pto)

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    Breaking: Iranian scientists have developed multiclassing thus allowing soldiers to use poison attacks

  • NaevaTheRat [she/her]@vegantheoryclub.org
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    1 month ago

    wtf? This isn't real. Fent, despite the cop panic, doesn't cross the skin. If you're already shooting it into someone or aerasolising it you can just use more effective things like nerve agents. You're breaking the same treaties and doing the same warcrimes either way.

    • Syd@lemm.ee
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      1 month ago

      It's entirely possible that they could create transdermal fentanyl.

        • Syd@lemm.ee
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          1 month ago

          Oh duh, patches. So yeah fentanyl that is capable of passing the skin barrier is real.

          • NaevaTheRat [she/her]@vegantheoryclub.org
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            1 month ago

            I'm not actually sure what the mechanism behind the patches is. Whether they are microneedle or if they use an oily adhesive that modifies skin permiability.

            I will note it is extremely slow, like it takes hours to reach steady state slow.

            Again, if you are capable of aerasolising a substance such that you can reliably coat someone in it, and you are willing to break chemical weapons treaties, and you love warcrimes you can just use something more effective.

            It is absolutely trivial to block the action of an opiate, they're just not effective indiscriminate murder drugs.