This seems like something you all should be discussing in family therapy.

Not everyone is good at writing fiction.

To be fair most people's faces are not the shape of the first letter of their name either.

Sorry but if that was the real conversation seems like they were trying really hard to understand and you were trying really hard to confuse them.

What's DNR? All I can think of is Do not resuscitate...

I first heard about it with that story too, and I never thought it could happen willingly. I thought you'd have to really try and ignore all your body signals for it to happen.

This one is scarier because it wasn't a dumb challenge, she was just thirsty and her body didn't make her stop.

Mine are more enjoyable. They're more like... Oooh I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted instantly... Wait no, I wish I could teleport myself and anyone I want, cause I want to take my husband.

We could teleport to Paris in the morning and have a croissant for breakfast... Hmm a croissant would be bad cause we'd get fat.

Ooh I could also have the power to make any food I want, to have 0 effect on your body, but still be delicious.

Wait if I can teleport anywhere and eat anything I want we'd just go around the world tasting every delicious food we find. But wait, we have work in the morning! Ok, how will I use my new found powers to make me not have to work for a living?... Etc