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Cake day: June 3rd, 2023

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  • Mine are more enjoyable. They're more like... Oooh I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted instantly... Wait no, I wish I could teleport myself and anyone I want, cause I want to take my husband.

    We could teleport to Paris in the morning and have a croissant for breakfast... Hmm a croissant would be bad cause we'd get fat.

    Ooh I could also have the power to make any food I want, to have 0 effect on your body, but still be delicious.

    Wait if I can teleport anywhere and eat anything I want we'd just go around the world tasting every delicious food we find. But wait, we have work in the morning! Ok, how will I use my new found powers to make me not have to work for a living?... Etc