I was on the r/conspiracy thread alleging a photo of the CCP flag on the surface was cg literally because it "looked off" or some shit, not even pointing anything specific out. Even the US moon landing conspiracy guys are more interesting than this; it's literally just denial that China, a preeminent industrial power, could possibly manage a moon mission. The theories will be so terrible when they send people up there I'm not ready.

Every time I read this I get excited for the bit where he gets dragged down the stairs and it never disappoints.

Everyone needs their one outstanding contrarian take and this one's pretty fun.

So there's a bit of flavor in one of the Shadowrun 5e books that states that the main thing corp doctors in arcologies deal with is medicating patients to deal with side effects of the preexisting mood drugs that are in the water and I thought it was cool cyberpunk fiction but here comes the happy water.

There's too many levels of "my friend said" here for me I guess rip

Yeah you basically made an ass of yourself telling people to speak English if they want to live in America; "check your privilege" wasn't the right thing for them to say, but something else a little less woke and a little less nice was.

Edit: OP I get that you feel like the one being punched down on because of the wealth aspect but "speak English if you want to get by here", even when said with reasonably good intentions, is a phrase and an idea that's pretty hate-laced in the history of this place. Being in the wrong here doesn't mean you're awful or unwoke forever or whatever, but like, be nice to people who can't speak the majority language, shit's scary. They're in a weird position and often having trouble with that. Plus if they're rich-ish definitely be friends with them for uhhh material reasons lol.

If only :(

To be fair the actual article is kinda just "have people like you and they'll tell you stuff and your interactions will go smoother" which is fine if a bit cynical, it's just on another level of spaghetti brain to choose psychologists who advise on counter terror programs as the people to convey Mr. Rogers-level life advice. The whole thing also just reads soooo creepy. I feel cold and tingly inside.

Making some sans-couilles.

My grade school teacher SO has been in meetings planning the specifics of what school opening will look like at the sites she works at and I hope everybody knows we're gonna lose parents, teachers, and kids. They have nowhere near the resources needed to keep their classrooms and materials disinfected to a safe level, the kids don't have the discipline to distance and follow sanitary rules, and there are teachers on staff that think everyone is worrying too much lol. On an unrelated note does anybody have a good source on proper N95 masks in any sort of quantity? The district is only looking at distributing debris masks and maybe cloth ones love this place.

I've gotten like ten times better at cooking and baking but ten times worse at being sane.

How does guacamole get that pale

This has fortunately been my experience, too. The material reality of it is that most of the bits of productive industry we have left source loads of what they need from China and even the chuds know that's what's putting food on the table. I worked a warehouse job moving what I eventually found out were off the shelf components for navy shit (and left when that realization happened lol) and I was literally relabeling boxes straight from southern China it was hilarious. Trade relationships can of course change but I don't know if the rest of the world has the industrial capacity to feed the glutton that is the American economy if we cut out China.

Buddy I'm just here to laugh at nerds who think the internet matters.

Yeah like I did the crab dance and shit but geez, I was hoping the coof would get someone more, like, important? This just feels empty.

Oh fuck it's just poor accounting? Thank god. I was worried it was a systemic issue related to an incessant need to cut costs and inflate profits at the expense of the worker but phew, it's just that we keep doing a fucky wucky with the numby wumbies.

The cointelpro sponsored assassinations of the 1970s were leftist infighting. This is an internet slapfight, and a funny one to watch at that.

They already made Fortnite what more do you want

I haven't watched it. Sometimes I think stuff like that gets made just to water down the impact of the original work; I doubt the studio will even make much money off the series.

Cyclops is nowhere near this short in the comics smh