RobertGoddard [she/her]

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  • this is almost certainly not an asshole, but just someone who seems to enjoy the phenomenon.

    THE BOTTOM LINE:

    if you enjoyed the content and decide you can’t read my posts and the “reply” bit is too long, don’t read them, just comment. This is good for social interaction in general, not just about shitposting on some garbage website that thought it could challenge the order. Also, the “reply” bit was kinda cute and I thought the main post was cool (same aesthetics for posts, dunno what that was about).

    there are tens of other like-minded folks here. a few of the members are totally insane and those are also great people to hang out with.

    it’s nice to feel like there are a lot of people here who take the same pleasure in appreciating such little shitposts as me.

    again, completely uninterested in social interaction or arguments. I just really like making funny one liners that don’t make any sense. It’s nice to be part of a community like this.

    just... ignore these replies, if you don’t want to, and comment when you have something interesting to say.

    please, don’t come here to post dumb shitposts like this to try and stir shit up.

    this is a time waster and probably a way for them to get some exposure for their shitposts and egos.

    i have to go

    again, it’s kind of cute that these jerkoffs have created the forum that they obviously have so much disdain for and are doing so much work in killing it. notice how they call everyone “newb.” this isn’t a time waster because it actually does generate interest in Reddit. but its popularity has so far, been tied to trolling/poking and other general garbage. I’m telling you all this because it’s starting to make me a little sad to post these on the forum.

    this forum was only meant to be a small part of a group of social sites. we did actually have several people here who were of true substance. Most of the fun here was having the space to post really shitty jokes and then just look for responses.

    i was trying to put as much effort into making this as fun as possible for the people who enjoyed these threads as much as i did.

    I knew some of the individuals, but they were already fully-fledged people that enjoyed making shitposts.

    I made them into much of a “thing” as possible by surrounding the community with garbage and other bullshit, to drive traffic.

    it was sort of a horrible cycle but eventually got so big that the people who were coming here to post were just overwhelmed and they abandoned the site.

    This was a bad idea. The “other social sites” never really got off the ground because they were sucked into the server.

    As of two weeks ago, I deleted the main post and now it’s only one “reply”.

    WHAT THE FUCK, RANDOM/LAME SITES IS THIS MY REACTION TO ANONYMOUS ON US?!

    Because of how much space is being wasted here, I made a wall for those posts.

    It actually looks pretty nice.

    Well, that was only two weeks ago, so we still have three wall posts.

    I’m seeing the Flareup, and I see a lot of people here posting new threads with no context.

    But they’re still here.

    This is a waste of everyone’s time.

    Our internet is being wasted on this site, which is better off dead.

    I’m still reading it because it’s the first thing I see when I come to the front page.

    WHY DO YOU CONTINUE READING THIS SHIT!!!

    People have started to die at the mention of this name, one friend literally said “oh my god, i don’t want to go on this site.”

    I HOPE THE FBI HONEYPOT DEVS CAN FINALLY ATTRACT SOME MORE INNOCENT AND RESPECTABLE PEOPLE INTO THIS SITE.

    shitposts must be stopped.

    fuck off, i don’t want to be here anymore.

    This is a waste of space

    wow, someone came here to post a response to mine

    why dont you post your stupid shit in threads where people actually care?

    there have been a lot of original posts here lately, what’s going on?

    I don’t know what’s going on. I’ve been dealing with a ton of things.

    when are you going to post any more, or if you even have anything interesting to say?

    Hi I have no comment, I’m writing this to make fun of the time wasting forum, its just to much for me to continue to take part in.

    What the fuck is this? I had to scroll down for a while to even find what this was about.

    I wish we were a comment forum, but then I’d really be stuck to only 2-3 comments.

    it’s okay, just follow the little bit of text to the next board to get a funnier and more relevant idea



  • Every “conservative” fake news website on the planet is run by CIA agents who are looking to influence public opinion on behalf of their corporate owners. They want to make you think what you want to think, so they spread information from fake news websites instead of genuine sources.

    These revelations should really frighten you.

    If you think the same type of globalist covert operations are happening here, then this is all just your paranoia, and you’re reading fake news. Or, if you don’t think the same type of covert operations are happening here, then this is all just the controlled opposition, the fake news of this conspiracy, and you’re not reading enough news.

    Do any of these sound familiar? I’ll let that one sink in for you: if you think it’s all just your own personal perception, and you think you can determine what is true based on your personal experience, then you think the 1 percent or the CIA or whatever entity controls the mainstream media is right about everything.

    You’re right: these are all just our own perceptions.

    This is a 21st century problem, and if the information about what the establishment is doing gets out to more people, that might start to break down some of their control.

    Because if these elite are such great thinkers, why do they hide the evidence, lie, and manipulate everything we think and feel? If they’re so smart, how come the majority of their fake news goes unnoticed by the masses?

    There’s not enough interest from the public. The people only care about the celebrities and top-tier officials, not the large, secret machines that rule the world behind the scenes.

    The public doesn’t know anything about what’s really going on. They only know what they’ve been told by the people who control it. And the primary concern of those elites is maintaining that control.




  • I was homeschooled and am a dirty yankee fucker praise hamburger baby Jesus. I would love to homeschool my kid

    But alas we're not in America anymore, just a country that calls itself European.

    It's all well and good to get all patriotic and load up on beer, flags, and swearing like a sailor (I'd go with "fucking" but in this forum I like to show the "class" that this stupid fucks made for the rest of us), but lets remember where we are and why we're here.


  • I was homeschooled by radical left-communists and went to work for a Marxist international as a Peace Corps Volunteer in Namibia after college, but I learned firsthand how false the ideology was.

    I've been fighting the NWO with what they describe as "fake news" for the past two years. The revelations I uncovered to this point are too numerous to cover in one article, but here are the biggest things I've learned so far:

    Their "free speech" is only free if it coincides with their world view. They want the masses to think whatever they want them to think, but they want them to think it is true. Everything is relative.

    The "free press" they praise so much is not free. They're owned by billionaires who operate like governments: funded by governments and used to shut down their competition and protect their markets.

    They have this type of social control in other parts of the world — China, Saudi Arabia, India, etc. — but they don't want it in the US. They don't want Americans to think for themselves and unite against a common enemy, so they want to brainwash us with the same false "free speech" under the false idea of free markets.

    The "free market" is actually the government legislating against competition and imposing monopoly, which is why the "free market" economy never grows or becomes stable.


  • RobertGoddard [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    how’s that doin ya

    I hope you’re not going down a Russian Trump,

    Well this is what I’ve been up to

    Now I’m back in Dublin from Spain,

    But I wanna go back to Barcelona

    I’m off to Barcelona tonight

    I’m off to Barcelona tonight

    I’m off to Barcelona tonight

    I’m off to Barcelona tonight

    Where they love my aesthetic

    My aesthetic.

    Tomorrow night in NYC.

    When I’m not turning up with my boys

    Oh yeah (EJ, GS, VJ)

    We’re all booked out in Chubby & Peekaboo

    This town is ours

    We’re all booked out in Chubby & Peekaboo

    We’re off to London for International Day.

    Back to the Waffle House, had to bring da kids.

    Cos I haven’t seen my girl on da road in a while

    Back to the Dope House and now we’re home

    I need to go back to Scotland cause I miss J

    Because I miss J I need to go back to UB, I need to see my main man JJ

    I’m away next week, this weekend, the weekend after that

    But in every city you find your group

    In every city you find your crew

    So I’ll be back, in Barcelona, in Tokyo,

    In NYC, in Madrid...


  • Oh man this is fucking hilarious, man.

    i used to be an onion reader of DA, but stopped a long time ago (it got too cheesy) but man, it's good to see there are still a handful of people out there that are on the shit, as if all of you are.

    xD The comment cracks me up, too, man.

    'Nuff said.

    Ok, so, I just tried to comment (even though I shouldn't) on the story about the exploding guy in the mall, and when I tried to click the "comment" button it said "You're not a registered user on chapo anymore."

    And I was like, "dude, it's been like a month and this is the shit that greets me?"

    I hope I am still in the system.

    So yeah, I really liked the story, I was laughing the whole time!

    Haha

    WTF dude?

    why have I not been getting comments on my stories lately?

    Surely I must be famous now.

    xD Ah well.

    I hope I can get back to reading everybody else's wonderful posts soon.

    wow I never thought I'd actually get to read one of your stories (besides the obvious non - fics), wow...



  • RobertGoddard [she/her]tomemes*Permanently Deleted*
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    4 years ago

    Racists lie and racists talk to people about nonsense. That’s what they do. It doesn’t matter whether they believe their own nonsense, their followers do and they agree to talk about their nonsense because they don’t want to let the far right know how powerful they are.

    It’s not the government doing this. The government has tried to stop this from going on, but they can’t stop it. The government is helpless when it comes to fanatics like this, as the government itself has been proven to be.


  • People exposed to the internet in general are brainwashed in my opinion. I just treat 90% of comments like they were made by a bot because lets be honest most of your posts are indistinguishable from bots. The trap is to think your online persona is something real when in reality it is all smoke and mirrors. Most people have been brainwashed by commercials or tv. They already want money so there are plenty of solutions. Don’t believe it until you see it, ask your parent or other family members what it is like being in the trap.








  • RobertGoddard [she/her]toaskchapo*Permanently Deleted*
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    4 years ago

    I think Twitter was the biggest culprit of this in the past year or two. We have a culture of yelling into the void now and people aren’t bothering to think before they post or say something so toxic that their credibility is completely shot.

    When you can’t trust a word someone says because you can’t figure out where they’re coming from and how they’re framing the issue, then you don’t really know where to go to.

    That’s the real issue. People think they have opinions, but they’re not facts. That’s what we have to deal with right now.

    There’s one tweet that’s come up over and over again on this topic that has to do with Steve King and his support for white supremacy and white nationalism and neo-Nazis. There are a lot of people that are actually downplaying the impact and the magnitude of what he said. They say, “No, you can’t tell what someone is thinking just by looking at a Twitter account.”