The first map in human history to label the Balkans as "safe."

After four kids the SUVs of couches start to look pretty fucking good. This little H3 is trash though.

Boy oh boy if you think couches are a barrier to intimacy then try having kids.

"That's about when google started censoring by prioritizing MSM websites"

*I guess I can't figure out how to make the quote feature work

These mRNA vaccine technologies were all originally designed as cancer drugs 20+ years ago. I had been frustrated that they weren't being adapted to traditional vaccines for a long time until COVID. The issue isn't that we haven't tried this, it's that cancer is really really really hard to deal with.

I haven't kept up with this stuff much but I'm definitely hoping that science as a whole isn't rehashing old ideas that didn't work and slapping the "Don't worry, AI will fix it this time" sticker on it.

The AI wasn't sure which was her left hand so it split the difference and put one ring on each.

But it turns out that the first person to contract it was a communist and it was actually more like 400 million dead so we're adding that to the list too.

I turned the burner on my stove and shit directly onto it to see if I could make something worse than your post and I failed miserably.

What could be so damaging in those 24 missing words that the government doesn't want us to know?

Also this guy was living in Hawaii previously. That's a pretty fucking ideal place to lay low.

It absolutely should be for rehabilitation and not punishment. This guy is clearly beyond any hope of rehabilitation. Just put him down quietly and dump him in a shallow grave, anything else is excessive.

He's also double burgering

Notice that it doesn't light up

Let's all pray to Saint Beretta for a new meaning to the Years of Lead.

Absolutely. It muddies the water and makes communism and third wayism sound like the same thing. People are too ideologically stupid to know that they're not, so it's not a great idea to leave that door open.

I can't believe nobody on this site has offered you their whole dick as a consolation yet. Where are people's manners?

Eleventy gorillion people if I remember correctly

Whatever the nickname ends up being, the tagline for the movie is "The Execute-ive"

The science guy

We're making a sparrow czar, folks