k? It's still a fascist joke you could literally make that same absurdist joke without relying on some weird 'Völkisch' notion, that grew into fascism, and make the same point, balkanize the country into it's 3 parts then intervene when Rätia declares independence, ridiculous proposal and you don't rely on fascist notions like 'same language same people same nation'
at least you agree so would you now mind not making fascist jokes or repeating them, consider this the proposal submitted to whatever you want to be.