SharkTankDogWank [he/him]

Take a look here - https://lichess.org/practice

It's free and seems to cover enough to get you started.

It’s not worth worrying about - they were still trying to fix the problem where the ejector seat decapitates the pilot upon use.

Some sooner than others :mao-shining:

Partner trying to keep me calm when something makes a sudden loud noise and the PTSD hits

It's essentially an oversized roomba the manufacturer sells to the store to give the workplace a slightly more panopticon feel. Probably doesn't even detect spills - more sensors, less profit.

If you tell them you’re an undercover cop right off the bat during the interview it’ll put all the other cops at ease.

Flawless

Patton only did two cool things:

1. Kill nazis
2. Die as soon as he stopped killing nazis

If you want to have your mind blown, take a look at Morgan’s blog - a solid chunk of it is him hating trans people and diving to the defense of Graham Linetan

The left wants to take away your cops and then have some drugs

:stalin-smokin:

Turn over ownership of england to Ireland and France so that they can resume hunting englishmen for sport.

Thank you for your service.

I’ll sell sneakers

I assume they’re about to go on a spelunking tour of the closest lithium mine?

:zizek-ok:

They've shit themselves inside out by now.

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Nature is healing.

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