Lol
I get a lot of friction at work at the local store I work at in Liberal Mountain Idaho for saying that I could never work retail because I cannot imagine myself enforcing rules on shoplifting. They're all, "but they're trying to rip the store off!" And I'm like "yeah, and my surplus labor value gets ripped off every fucking time I walk in here, tf?"
I'm not allowed to do anything, and the only time I ever want to actually do anything to a shoplifter is when they fuck with me. I have to write a report but a lot of times I don't even do that.
Look, the cat's already out of the bag. I was in the thread. We all live in Liberal Mountain
Please come back home. The rest of the chapos miss you
I mean, I worry I might get drug tested soon, which is terrifying.
A guy I knew used to chug detox water all day for a few days leading up to his drug tests and he always passed so it might be worth a try
Heh nice. I had an older friend when I was younger who worked in a place before I was old enough to work who would pretend to scan things so I'd end up only paying for half of it, usually less. He'd go "boop" as he passed it over the scanner and I'd have to hold my laughter.
I would buy so many "bananas" at the self checkout. or i just wouldn't take things out of my cart and just walk away with them. no regrets.
I had a phase when I was a bit younger where I stole a lot from walmart and other big box stores. don't do it much these days because I can't stand stepping foot on the premises. but theft is cool.
Make sure you don't get caught! I would worry about your coworkers snitching on you, but maybe they're okay with it.
I am thankful I never have had to work retail (sisters did and I cannot imagine having to deal with some of those bullshit experiences). but if i did, I would certainly do what you did.
