With Corbyn being purged from the labour party and the BBC banning employees form attending LGBT pride events because they fear "taking sides on the trans issue" (yuck🤮🤮🤮), this needs to happen

  • VolcelPolice [any]
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    4 years ago

    Fun(?) Fact: due to isostatic adjustment, the south of Britain is actually sinking, while Scotland and the north are rising. Over a long enough stretch of time England will sink and Scotland will get to watch

  • hotcouchguy [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    We have the technology to remove mountaintops, we can destroy massive glaciers, we can increase the sea level every year, I'm sure that with our geological innovation, accelerating every year, we can finally achieve humanity's dream of sinking England to the bottom of the ocean.

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      4 years ago

      Cornish pasties are delicious, i'm always down for any empanada variant even if it's full of anglo food. And we can let Scotland annex northern england I think that's fair

        • RedCoat [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Yea but mostly just because they are even more racist than the rest of England. I really don't get why people on here seem to think Cornwall is ok vs the rest of England, its literally one of the most reactionary counties in the country, lots of the young people move away and old people like to retire their so its basically just full of boomers.

        • Manamo [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          indigenous Cornish people

          That's not a thing.

          Cornwall has a relatively strong regional identity, but no more so than loads of other places in England. The only thing that's really unique about it is that people carried on speaking a Brythonic language there for longer than the rest of England, before it died out in the 1700s. In the 19th century there was an effort to revive the Cornish language and create a Cornish nationalist movement, but it hasn't exactly been successful. Iirc there are like 5 native Cornish speakers nowadays, and the nationalist party Mebyon Kernow currently control 3% of the seats on the local council (they're tied with Labour lol). They're no more "indigenous" than anyone else is - that word doesn't really make sense in most of Europe and is mostly used by racists.

          • Classic_Agency [he/him,comrade/them]
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            4 years ago

            But why then are they recognised as a distinct ethnic group from other English people? In the 2011 census about 73000 people identified as ethnically Cornish. Yeah most of them are probably fine with being part of England, but that doesn't mean they don't exist.

  • weshallovercum [any]
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    4 years ago

    As a member of a former British colony it is only fair if England was made a colony of our country. Don't worry we will bring democracy and freedom to England

  • join_the_iww [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    not one good thing has come out of England

    tbf there have been a lot of good musicians from England. I like Black Sabbath and Pink Floyd and Porcupine Tree

    • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      https://youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow

      Also they are still making more of these, I think there's a BAGGER 293 somewhere.

      https://youtu.be/cocg1u0nwbI

      spoiler

      I'm a zoomer that knows about this, pls send help

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

      https://youtu.be/3Mp_XN-X0k0

      https://youtu.be/qtAWgPGxo5w

  • Circra [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Look, I'll be honest, we've always been an island of self loathing, toadying pushovers who will never protest how shit conditions get for us because deep down we think we deserve it.

    Our ruling class has had centuries on the American ruling class and is more depraved, inbred, stupid and evil than you can imagine. Pus from hereditary syphilus runs through their sagging veins instead of blood.

    We are all suckling from the diseased teat of a long dead empire.

    Please sink us. Please. You'll be doing us a favour.

  • SharkTankDogWank [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Turn over ownership of england to Ireland and France so that they can resume hunting englishmen for sport.