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  • Gorb [they/them]
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    3 days ago

    I'm harnessing all my knowledge from the women hivemind borg cube and it reports back that he looks very sweet with his flowers

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    3 days ago

    Women 👏 Don't 👏 Like 👏 Flowers👏

    They like Protracted People's Wars and people who do the dishes. And sometimes flowers.

  • TheLastHero [none/use name]
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    3 days ago

    I personally love flowers, but if you brings flowers to a first date you and your unit would get cut off and surrounded in a war

    • WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided]
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      3 days ago

      hey, just thought I'd let you know that I'll be thinking of the phrase, "you and your unit would get cut off and surrounded in a war" for a while, comrade

  • TheDoctor [they/them]
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    3 days ago

    Female psychology understanders will be like, “buy my 40-hour course on negging and how to do it”

  • kristina [she/her]
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    3 days ago

    My bf got me cause he was the first guy to do that and ace my Marxism quiz to boot shrug-outta-hecks

    Its genuinely very sweet though it could be coming on too hard for some women especially if you haven't talked to her much, maybe second date material. If you talked a lot like me and my bf did I feel its a good vibe for a first date.

  • Yukiko [she/her]
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    3 days ago

    Don't know if I would want flowers on a first date. I do love flowers, but I dunno. Feels like a bunch of expectations rolled up into a single thing. Let me get to know you first.

    • Thallo [she/her]
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      3 days ago

      For sure, I also love flowers, but if I got them on a first date I'd be like huh

  • blame [they/them]
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    3 days ago

    as a marriage old head i can say flowers are always the move. i hope his date went well.

    edit alright im a little confused by the other comments in here, my feedback is anecdotal and apparently im the only person who consisntently dated and then married flower enjoyers

    • CriticalOtaku [he/him]
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      3 days ago

      I think most of the comments are being sarcastic

      I think most people would be happy to receive flowers from a date

      • Beetle [hy/hym]
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        3 days ago

        No there’s definitely people that don’t like receiving anything on a first date because women often learn through experience that with a gift comes an expectation. Like someone else said in another comment, you have to feel the vibes a bit to know if it will be appreciated, and sometimes you just have to guess with the chance of making a mistake.

    • Chump [he/him]
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      3 days ago

      No one dislikes flowers. They’re literally evolutionarily pretty

      • miz [any, any]
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        3 days ago

        oh like shitting a brick

        in basketball "bricking it" is when it clangs off the rim I think

  • VHS [he/him]
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    3 days ago

    When weirdo right-wingers talk about "females"

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