Might as well fiddle

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Damn, you beat me to exactly the comment I was gonna make by 10 minutes

He'd be better off going to the Canadian Border. Closer, wider, less policed, and just as much of an extradition treaty with Amerikkka as Mexico, but he could disappear into the wilderness until shit dies down like how a bunch of Soviet Leaders lived during their exiles into Siberia. Grow a beard to be extra unrecognizable and socialize with anyone living out there in small towns for mental health and work/supplies.

Real stroke of genius, John

No way, the obvious choice is

Decoy is best scenario (and brilliant), but it's NYC so they may just be covering ass and lying too. Which would be hilarious.

"I don't know what's happening or why but I wasn't here"

Here's hoping it's a rival CEO who shorted the stock before it jumped 一箭雙鵰

Fast, silent, and can move places cars can't.

The security guards they need -->

Must have missed some because the news is reporting 9mm casings recovered at the scene

go full IMAX

This is obviously a phrase cool people use that only entertains cool people of course

One must appreciate the calmness, discipline, and presence of mind it takes to manage that in a crowded city with a witness right there, even with the gun jamming.

well executed