twitter dems are extremely creepy in that every time they see a normal looking person on their television they start doing the awooga train whistle sound and steam starts coming out of their ears

wait a fucking minute, has a historical revolutionary war reenactment always been apart of the inauguration? because what the fuck.

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https://twitter.com/AlKapDC/status/1351901793597460481 heres a thread of people saying that exact thing!

much has been said about how funny trump was as president, but i think we're all forgetting this is gonna be a pretty hilarious 4 years too

? it works for me

new q theory: https://twitter.com/AlKapDC/status/1351901793597460481

biden is working for q

i love voting on who gets to be king every 4 years, its very fun and doesnt make me think capitalism is just neo-feudalism at all

already like thousands of tweets about bernies mittens and coat

no avengers style fight scene :angry-hex:

i think id do anything to see biden do all this in the popemobile

yes!!!! another procession!!!! hell yes!!!!!

"we will make friends of our enemies" is a pretty good line, but only if its about improving their material conditions and not like, forgiving war criminals for bombing children

isnt this like the day's third prayer? we dont pray this much in my church

oh boy, remember being a kid and believing the country had a future?

the parts about unity and victory are great! but this about joe biden, so its pretty empty. just close your eyes and imagine its about communist america

"we've braved the belly of the beast" sis you're like 12, we've not nearly done with this shit

and just like that, lighters around america were held high

CRING STOP

that would explain this performance