godlessworm [comrade/them]

sorry for your loss OP, rest in power comrade cat

no they're valiantly doing communism in the face of fascism

i'm pissed off he never painted any smut. what the hell bob?

everyone thinks they're "middle class". even people who know for a fact they're poor as hell will also identify themselves as "middle class" and then people who are super well off are clueless to the suffering of the real world so they also assume they're "middle class" because they don't interact with poor people and then out of their 10 friends their family is only the 6th richest

omg project 2025 is just like the bad guy in the new marvel movie

xzi jingbit

in china it's the law that you HAVE to follow xi jingping on instagram and you HAVE to like ALL of his posts AND EVEN HIS STORIES. every single one, even tho he posts multiple times a day. if you're found to have not liked any of his photos, you get sent to jail. and the real kicker? instagram is banned in china. so they make you break the law to follow the law, and then they send you to jail for following him anyway! and when you get to jail, chinese jail is the worst in the world. it's actually a jail inside of another jail, and they intentionally house the non-violent offenders with hardened violent criminals just to make it that much more unsafe. they ban your runescape account too. and in jail the only entertainment you're allowed to have is a CD player that constantly skips and then when it doesn't the headphones cut in and out a bunch no matter what way you bend the wire or if you try to wrap it around the cd player or anything.

just stormed out of the maternity ward. was trying to do a nice thing, woman i know is giving birth today so i gave her a ride. i figure, ok, i nutted in her, i can give her a ride i guess so long as she abides by the gas ass or grass rule. keep in mind i had to cancel fantasy WWE league to give this broad a ride so i'm already pissed off. i barely know her btw but somehow this is all my problem. anyway so after like 9 hours of her just being fucking dramatic acting like she was literally giving birth while nothing was even happening, this baby splooges out. im thinking, finally! my phone died an hour ago and i'm just over it already. anyway this fucking antisemitic thing comes out screaming and whining and naturally im immediately taken aback. "oh i get it, crying like those palestinian kids from the videos on the internet! very funny!" i told myself THAT morning "today is the day you DO something about it" and guess what? i kicked that nazi baby right where his teeth would have been had he not just been born 45 seconds ago. yeah that'll teach him. and on my way out, there's a whole room literally FILLED with these mini nazis, all crying in exactly the same mocking tone. as if in the womb he had telepathically communicated with this room down the hall to let them all know a jew was coming and to mock him. which really makes me wonder what sort of technology hamas must have!

wow so day 1 trump will just continue to do what the biden administration did except they're just not going to pretend to pay lip service to those of us with a conscience who are against the genocide? how terrible! we truly messed up! now we're getting the exact same material result except we're not being lied to about it anymore.

i liked when he would say "not left, not right, but in my ass". the first time i really resonated with something a politician said.

"this one goes out to the black community" collects rent

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hey guys my name's paul, wanna see the pyramid i just built? i invented math to make it possible!

he should be put to work, in a dark cave, hitting rocks for the rest of his miserable worthless life

really mentally lazy people love completely arbitrary bullshit like this because they think "it makes sense". it's also hilarious to me that they think because they've "come up" with this "system" that "makes sense" then somehow "absolutely nothing will break".

there is not a single thing in existence which you can shrink by half that wont cause something to break lol

the stairs he fell down beat him in the marketplace of ideas

kamala's nickname was "top cop" so i call her big pig

happens under brandon and big pig

libs: "look what trump is doing to gaza! we told you so!!!!

the final boss is a coconut tree

i see where he's coming from

so how fucked are we now that the most evil people control all branches of government? do dems hold close enough of an amount of seats to oppose anything they wanna do at all?