what does this have to do with being single? your wife didnt let you drink beer and eat beans? quit shitting yourself then ☠️
also i bet this dude just wrote this menu out for reddit and is gonna eat hungry man frozen meals all week
The amount of men who have trouble shitting is worrying
When I worked at a CVS, the number of men who would show up every week to buy laxatives in large quantities was astonishing
I'm talking multiple bottles of magnesium citrate and milk of magnesia every single week
I may not be perfect, but at least I eat fruits and vegetables sometimes
the shits some people are taking must be seriously fucking damaging. i've seen some truly fucked up shits in public bathrooms, that just get everywhere, that pile up and clog the toilet etc. these mfs must be eating nothing but applebee's and truckstop hot dogs.
there have been times when someone has been shitting in a stall when i've been in the bathroom and the noise they were making legit sounded like that scene in austin powers when he was strangling that mf
It can't be healthy to use laxatives all the time, right?
so what? you're gonna listen to a fuckin white people condiment? give me the chocolate that makes me shit
The boomerfication of gen X and Millennials hurts my soul
Imo gen X was always lost. I love my parents but it's crazy how stereotypical their generation act and think
As someone who drinks 250-700mL of grain alcohol a day 5-6 days a week:
This man needs to drink less. He's not even doing it as a coping mechanism or to stave off withdrawal. He's drinking to be cringe.
My alcohol consumption was about this at one stage from like... Really intense boredom and debt. I'm pretty sure I was getting most of my calories from alcohol. :/
What derailed me from this drinking pattern was the weight gain. Well it has derailed for now but I wish there were other motivators since this just adds some fuel to self loathing fire.
I haven't found that I've gained weight personally but drinking gin/vodka/baijiu w/o chasers or mixers probably doesn't provide your body with usable calories.
It's not as bad as beer or when mixing it with sugary stuff but 200 mL of something like white rum still has 500 kcal in it.
He's only drinking 2 times a week according to this menu.
Beer and champagne on Tuesday and 3 beers on Thursday.
That's 2 times too many if those two instances of drinking are cringe.
Having drinks on a holiday and grabbing beer with your buddies is cringe? Then again I'm sure every thing this guy does is cringe.
Specifying "single millennial man" and "3 beers" implies this entire ordeal is performative for internet points.
Like, it gives off a "haha, no broads around, gonna get some brewskis with the boys... on a week night???". Like it inherently implies that if he were in a relationship his week wouldn't look like this. It's boomercore "hate my spouse" posting which is inherently cringe.
I actually think that's an ampersand, not a 3. I write my &s in a similar way, but mine are a backwards 3 with a line through it
as someone who literally never drinks (maybe 1 beer every few months) i'm curious what clued you into that about this person. nothing jumped out at me like that but i don't drink like i said so unless it said like 7 beers every night i'm not likely to notice
It's performative because they're telegraphing that they're drinking in conjunction with being a "single millennial man" in the title. Implying the things on the whiteboard are unusual if not for the fact that they're single. Implying that if they were in a relationship they'd eat healthier and not drink.
The "oh yeah, we drink alcohol.... exclusively on weekdays!" aspect is highly cringe.
Realistically, working at a factory or warehouse job, most of your meals are from a machine or a fast-food restaurant, unless you have someone at home packing your lunch. For me most days it was cereal for breakfast, one of my sandwiches for lunch, and leftovers for dinner. In-between I'd make large batches of soup or rice or dal or pasta, sometimes they'd be lunch and sometimes they'd be dinner. But on top of a fulltime job it was exhausting, and it makes sense how I was one of very few people who made their own packed lunches.
Having a diverse menu where you don't repeat an item over 2 weeks is a luxury that's only possible if a homemaker is putting a lot of hours into cooking, or if it's mess hall/buffet style.
i feel you, i work in a warehouse/factory (i do our manufacturing in house and also oversee the inventory/shipping etc in the warehouse) and i'm not gonna pretend i have the greatest diet but i don't eat this kinda food. granted i'm a vegetarian so i'm almost forced to eat vegetables but still. like you said, i'll make one big ass pot of chilli or soup for the week and then i can just have other random little meals in between. i get those Birds Eye frozen power blends for like 2 bucks a bag, they're healthy for you, don't have crazy preservatives or anything you don't wanna be eating, and you literally just put it in the microwave. i would rather eat 3 of those a day if i had to than eat this person's diet which imo takes a long time to prepare and is just gonna have him shitting blood if anything comes out at all
Lots of fun tidbits here:
- this handwriting reads as VERY femme to me
- lol at permabanned account taking screenshot
- okra gumbo sounds good as fuck
waiting for the post with green and red lines representing masc and fem writing angles
im so mad im allergic to okra
i thought the handwriting was 'feminine' as well. would be even funnier if he's an adult and his mom wrote out what she's making for dinner for the week so he doesn't come home and ask
That's crazy! I can eat that shit AND hold my wife's hand while doing it because I cook all the meals in our house. Wanna know why I don't eat like that every night? Cuz it's not worth the constipated internal diarrhea.
did you know: all the foods on that list are still edible if you have a significant other?
Tuesday: pizza, beer, and champagne. Uhhhh this is probably the most problematic thing here. I don't have an issue with the post otherwise, he's just finding the positive side of being single (not having to worry about what your partner wants to eat)
allow me to introduce you to the champagne of beers, miller high life
You're supposed to be wasted on the bud heavies when you have a token bit of bubbly before passing out
Also, I noticed old dude's having black eyed peas but no collard greens lmao
To be fair we don't know what toppings are on the pizza
tbh i didn't say i had a problem with it, i said his framing was cringe
On the one hand I really want to dunk on this guy but on the other hand the fact that he plans his weekly meals in advance means he's got his shit together way more than I do so I'm really in no position to say shit
Man’s allergic to fiber lmao, guess regular BMs and not dying of colorectal cancer from red meat are just too feminine for this macho man
Is this what a millennial midlife crisis looks like? Obviously we don’t have boomer money, so buying a sports car is out of the question.
theres only like 2 or 3 things on there all week that wouldn't give you maximum heartburn/constipation from no fiber
Really depends on the amount of
on day one.
Magnesium-based lifeforms stay winning.
