I don’t know how to respond to this

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I met Speed once in Dublin, I violently pushed my way through a crowd of twelve year olds that were yelling the nword to see Speed, he was in a car surrounded by a security detail of big black dudes wearing sunglasses, I ran up to the car and pressed my face up to glass cracking it and leaving a bit of blood on the window. The security detail threw me to the ground but were overwhelmed by the twelve year olds. It was absolute chaos, I was about to be trampled to death like it was a South Korean Halloween Party, until Speed rolled down the window, climbed through it, and started barking like a dog on the roof of his car. The crowd of racist twelve year old fell silent as Speed went on a long rant about being the son of Ronaldo, I managed to get up during this, and I immediately charged him asking for a selfie. The car drove off with Speed still on the roof, he fell off, and was torn limb from limb by his rabid fans, I got a lock of his hair. Overall I would say he is a pretty cool dude.

The pcmasterrace joke was never funny

Biden did get it because half of America has it and trump was two inches from getting JFK’d by the typical mass shooter phenotype. As communists we reject sensationalist conspiracies, and even if they were true how would the truth affect material conditions?

Has there been a struggle session against checks notes swimming?

I’m a MLMRBG; Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Ruth-Bader-Gonzoloist.

No Biden like Joe Biden

I want to live long enough to bask in the glow of Joe Biden and shuffle down a street with countless other Joe Bidens who deserved it and probably stumble over after my leg falls off from the Joe Biden. At the very least I want an outline of Joe Biden to remain so that when school children return to ground zero in the field trips they can Corn Pop on everyone who ded while Fortnite dancing because nuclear war will not kill Joe Biden

The only way a Joe Biden is going to be a comrade is if they are Joe Biden, they do not benefit from Joe Biden, they don’t believe in Joe Biden out of their own self interest like as not Joe Biden do. There’s only one way we are going to build Joe Biden in the west, and that is through some kind of religious movement, we need a cult of Joe Biden for the crackers

It’s Joe Biden when my historically accurate 1850 Joe Biden Empire conquers the world and kills all the Palestinian landowners

Joe Biden

Ranch was invented by a Joe Biden

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Joe Biden would be considered its own continent if not for Donald Trump standards of measuring what a Joe Biden is

There being no jiving for Biden besides us is just as true as there being joe everywhere in the Bidenverse because we literally don’t know and it would be best to take the skeptical approach to illegal immigrats.

Joe Biden is a made up Donald Trump concept

The only right answer to Joe Biden is Skibidi Biden. The biggest issue here is there is no proof, saying Skibidi Biden exists is like saying bidgod exists. Unless joe hasn’t noticed something about how the biden works that’s so biden that we were donald for not noticing it, then there’s no khive besides us.

Joe Biden might eventually put enough satellites around the sun that it would be noticeable from Delaware

Joe Biden has found no evidence of election fraud in our solar system, there are conditions in America that are less harsh than places where Biden exists on Twitter that definitely could support the khive if they got there. We have found no signals or Biden spheres or anything to suggest that there is life within the visible the White House. All the theories like the Biden paradox, great cornpop, dark brandon hypothesis. Where is the evidence to suggest any of them are correct? From the liberal perspective biden is the only life out there, and third party is barbaric.