bazinga CONSPIRACY BIG BRAIN TIME BUT NO WAY biden-alert GOT corona-whitehouse IT'S JUST COVERUP FOR HIM DROPPING OUT

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I mostly agree, but the humor value of Biden saying only God could make him quit and that he ended COVID to only then be hit with both barrels of the covid-cool hubris gun is pretty chefs-kiss

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    He would do everyone a huge favour by just dying of covid. People might actually take the disease seriously now.

  • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 months ago

    Drugs finally stopped working and they had to choose between retiring him or deathly dose of PCP which would see him fly in berserk rage, bash in some talk show host face through the table into the floor and then explode.

  • readoncontradiction [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Biden did get it because half of America has it and trump was two inches from getting JFK’d by the typical mass shooter phenotype. As communists we reject sensationalist conspiracies, and even if they were true how would the truth affect material conditions?

    • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      somebody having the coordination and power to operate such a conspiracy would probably change some evaluations