• Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    1 day ago

    My prediction for the next one is that he's gonna be a deficit hawk. I mean like an old school one, not like a bitcoiner or anything. He's upset because of how high government spending got under Trump, but he likes Biden because he cut Covid spending and because of how the Fed has been managing interest rates. Posted about selling Taiwan to China to eliminate debt but it's unclear if he's for or against the idea.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    Getting into a gun battle with federal law enforcement over what day is garbage day.

    Launching an insurgency over mayonnaise vs Miracle Whip.

    Hijacking a plane over whether a hot dog is a sandwich.

  • Coolkidbozzy [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    The shinzo abe assassin walked so the failed trump assassins could flail about

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      1 day ago

      The would be American single issue political assassin would be for something much dumber than a cult.

      Some guy is going to assassinate Bill Clinton because they want the legal drinking age to be lowered to 18

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    This is not my beautiful gun! This is not my beautiful knoll!

    You may find yourself asking, How did I get here?

  • LigOleTiberal [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    the centrists are the terrorists.

    the rest of us just want 2 different countries.

    #Amerexit