I wish I was high on potenuse

But of course, African swallows are non-migratory...

Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do

What if someone slapped me at high frequency 🥺👉👈

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See the shocking truth about where you're about to get pissed on

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I think that just generally helps with life

Yep!

I'm sure that she'd rock it!

0-day'd by my fucking cursor, smh

Like, the link to the image? If it's your image, you can host it on whatever site you like (I use imgbb, some people use imgur or catbox.moe) and it'll give you a link that you can use. If it's someone else's, you can usually long press the image, select "Open link in new tab" and copy it from there. It's basically the same syntax as posting a link, just without anything in the [ ] brackets, and with the exclamation point in front.

You can do the normal upload, and then in the body of the post use this syntax (without the spaces) to post images

! [] (Link_to.image)

Yeah, this one too (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

It's /c/unixporn, they should all be tagged NSFW

Super glue would probably work. Scuff up the surfaces with some sandpaper a little bit, then you should be golden!

Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face

That's a "kicked in the nuts" face

If you want to defund my sweater....

Life, uh, finds a way....