Honestly it’s pretty impressive how Mike Tyson looked that good for being 58. Unless he actually looked bad idk I don’t watch boxing really
I gave myself a Mohawk kinda haircut thingy, and I think it looks alright. Kinda shocked that I didn’t fuck it up horribly
Well. That ain’t good 
I’m gonna try and cut my hair. It’s probably gonna suck, but I can always buzz cut it if it goes really bad lmao
Man I fucking hate walking across the street. Even with a stop sign I don’t trust any of these dipshits to actually stop and let me pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk5gf9BjeDY
Seriously, paint me green and I would look like that guy.
Fuck, I need to get a haircut. My dumbass looks like Muscle Man from Regular Show lmao
Ever since I logged off for a week I’ve hanged out with some old coworkers and they are now my friends. I’ve come to the conclusion that this website sucks and going outside actually rules
My insurance will probably cover it but come on wtf
I went to the doctor and I got prescribed some heartburn medicine, that visit cost 250 dollars, literally why lmao 
lol ikr? Jake Paul lost either way. It was get beat by an old man or beat an old man. You’re gonna look bad either way