Enjoy this whole shrek fan site, Dave, you paid for it.
I'm waiting for you to call back and offer me a raise. If you want to double my pay, we'll call it even.
edit: Thank you for looking at this Dave.
edit 2: post that started this
edit 3: texts with Dave are live
edit 4: closure with dave
okay so I don't have a job anymore, but I do have screenshots of the text messages. Does this site let you make post with multiple pictures?
edit: it does not. I am going to have to stitch these together
o7 back home to the swamp before Christmas
It does now. Also I hope you are still doing alright we miss you.