okay so I don't have a job anymore, but I do have screenshots of the text messages. Does this site let you make post with multiple pictures?

edit: it does not. I am going to have to stitch these together

@Shitbird this is fucking legendary

@Dave give this man a raise and unionize your workplace

the chat is going well I have now demanded a union

Double pay? That's ridiculous. Pay Shitbird triple with backpay

I am trying to tell Dave to sign up for an account. he is refusing.

Easily the best thing that has ever happened on this site. Iconic.

okay so I almost doxed myself posting screenshots lol and now have two different emails sent to me saying im fired lol

My boss Dave texted me again asking if I was going to come into work. I responded with the URL shrekland.net. I'll let you know when I hear back from the big man himself, David.

Dear Shitbird’s boss,

Fuck you. If you continue to pay Shitbird their full wage to stay at home making Shrek memes, then I promise on behalf of Hexagonal Bear Network to commute your sentence when you are one day charged and found guilty of crimes against the revolution. Instead of being executed by guillotine in front of an audience at central park in Minecraft, you may instead be privately executed via firing squad in Minecraft. You have one day to decide.

Ever grateful, u/cosecantphi

David offer this man a raise please, this site has been running a bit slow recently and we need him to download more ram for it

Hi Dave, here's a picture of myself :sicko-yes:

It sent oh yeah we're in business. Im gonna post receipts

omg imessage fucked up and didnt send the link. fuck you apple. Gonna resend.

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have to repost the texts in a sec. what I tried to do first was fucked up on mobile