• Shitbird [any]M
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    vor 4 Jahren

    okay so I don't have a job anymore, but I do have screenshots of the text messages. Does this site let you make post with multiple pictures?

    edit: it does not. I am going to have to stitch these together

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
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      vor 3 Monaten

      Does this site let you make post with multiple pictures?

      It does now. Also I hope you are still doing alright we miss you.

  • Shitbird [any]M
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    vor 4 Jahren

    the chat is going well I have now demanded a union

    • Shitbird [any]M
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      vor 4 Jahren

      I took this advice. It went okay.

  • Shitbird [any]M
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    vor 4 Jahren

    I am trying to tell Dave to sign up for an account. he is refusing.

  • Shitbird [any]M
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    vor 4 Jahren

    okay so I almost doxed myself posting screenshots lol and now have two different emails sent to me saying im fired lol

  • Shitbird [any]M
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    vor 4 Jahren

    My boss Dave texted me again asking if I was going to come into work. I responded with the URL shrekland.net. I'll let you know when I hear back from the big man himself, David.

      • Shitbird [any]M
        ·
        vor 4 Jahren

        Fun new fact for Dave: I am a militant communist.

  • cosecantphi [he/him]
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    vor 4 Jahren

    Dear Shitbird’s boss,

    Fuck you. If you continue to pay Shitbird their full wage to stay at home making Shrek memes, then I promise on behalf of Hexagonal Bear Network to commute your sentence when you are one day charged and found guilty of crimes against the revolution. Instead of being executed by guillotine in front of an audience at central park in Minecraft, you may instead be privately executed via firing squad in Minecraft. You have one day to decide.

    Ever grateful, u/cosecantphi

  • Windows97 [any, any]
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    vor 4 Jahren

    David offer this man a raise please, this site has been running a bit slow recently and we need him to download more ram for it

    • Shitbird [any]M
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      vor 4 Jahren

      EVERYONE HERE SHOULD SHREKPOST AND GAIN THIS POWER COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS

  • Shitbird [any]M
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    vor 4 Jahren

    It sent oh yeah we're in business. Im gonna post receipts

  • Shitbird [any]M
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    vor 4 Jahren

    omg imessage fucked up and didnt send the link. fuck you apple. Gonna resend.

    • ShrekM
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      vor 3 Jahren

      deleted by creator

  • ShrekM
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    vor 3 Jahren

    deleted by creator

    • Shitbird [any]M
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      vor 4 Jahren

      I've been trying to explain that to him for a while and he doesn't seem to get it.

      • ShrekM
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        vor 3 Jahren

        deleted by creator

  • Shitbird [any]M
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    vor 4 Jahren

    have to repost the texts in a sec. what I tried to do first was fucked up on mobile