I have been making shrek memes instead of working.
my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no.
Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this.
also subscribe to !shrekland@hexbear.net
Edit: time to nut up
Edit: Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL
Edit 2: texts with Dave are live
edit 3: final message to Dave
:sicko-queer:
Idk I think it's a cool emote that should be used more often
there is no way this will actually get that many votes and so I am confident in it as a shitpost. If it does somehow happen tho, i am a shitbird of my word.
Edit: fuck
Some day this will summon a picture of shrek. I believe this with all of my soul.
That day is today comrade. Look at the previous comments, the shrek is an emote now and I didn't change or edit anything. Based.
Dear Shitbird's boss,
Fuck you. If you continue to pay Shitbird their full wage to stay at home making Shrek memes, then I promise on behalf of Hexagonal Bear Network to commute your sentence when you are one day charged and found guilty of crimes against the revolution. Instead of being executed by guillotine in front of an audience at central park in Minecraft, you may instead be privately executed via firing squad in Minecraft. You have one day to decide.
Ever grateful, u/cosecantphi
He's more likely to see this message here: https://hexbear.net/post/107194
ngl, burning bridges like this stresses me out. I'm not cool :deeper-sadness:
I didn't think that they'd actually follow through with it.
I can do that and pin a post to the top of the comm that greets him by name.
I just really hate my job and want to get fired. This seems like a fun way to do it.
It's for your own good. Don't do it.
EDIT: Welp you already did it. Good luck I guess!
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Well, I wish you all the best. Just don't get fucking sued or something.
lol I can't tell if upbearing is solidarity or destructive but I did it because you told me to, comrade.
