Enjoy this whole shrek fan site, Dave, you paid for it.
I'm waiting for you to call back and offer me a raise. If you want to double my pay, we'll call it even.
edit: Thank you for looking at this Dave.
edit 2: post that started this
edit 3: texts with Dave are live
edit 4: closure with dave
okay so I almost doxed myself posting screenshots lol and now have two different emails sent to me saying im fired lol
Email back that they can't fire you because you're union
I sort of did that
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Lmao this is fucking perfect.
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