Enjoy this whole shrek fan site, Dave, you paid for it.
I'm waiting for you to call back and offer me a raise. If you want to double my pay, we'll call it even.
edit: Thank you for looking at this Dave.
edit 2: post that started this
edit 3: texts with Dave are live
edit 4: closure with dave
Email back that they can't fire you because you're union
I sort of did that