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  • Grebgreb [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    These guys are anti-capitalist.

    brace noise

    Jack! Jack, don't do it! No, Jack!

    Why not, he's anti-capitalist?

    He's family.

    Say again?

    He's my family, he's my brother-in-law.

    It didn't cross your mind to tell us you had a commie for a brother in law? Did you know anything bout this?

    It doesn't matter, this doesn't concern you.

    We just wasted his partner here and he's wearing a bullet, so I'd say yeah - it does concern us. You and your brother-in-law don't seem to be getting on too well.

    Listen - Hank - you have to tell them we can work this out. That you'll promise us, you'll just let this all go.

    Yeah thought as much. Sorry, just no scenario in which this guy lives.

    No wait, I have oil! Seven barrels, and all have to do.. is let him go.

    Hell of an offer. How about it commie, should I let you go?

    Hank. His name is Hank.

    How about it Hank?

    My name is Berniebro Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.

    Hank listen, we can work this out. You just have to promise us.. you'll let this

    :dean-frown: What, do you want me to beg?

    :walter-shock:

    :dean-malice: : You're the smartest person I've ever met... and you're too stupid to see... the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry.

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