We both agreed Tony and the crew would get rekt

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    An episode of The Sopranos where Tony and the gang have to fight Kazuma Kiryu:

    INT. TOJO CLAN HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT

    Tony and the gang are gathered around the conference table, planning their next move.

    Kazuma Kiryu walks into the room and addresses them.

    Kazuma: Tony, I've come to settle things once and for all.

    Tony: Kiryu, you're not welcome here. Get out before I have my guys break your legs.

    Kazuma: I'm not afraid of you, Tony. I'm going to take you down, just like I took down the Yamaguchi-gumi.

    Tony: Is that a challenge?

    Kazuma: You bet it is.

    The two men stare each other down, neither backing down.

    Finally, Tony speaks up.

    Tony: Alright, Kiryu. You're on.

    The two men step out into the night, ready to fight.

    As they battle, the rest of the gang members cheering them on, it quickly becomes clear that Kiryu is the better fighter.

    Tony is knocked to the ground, and Kiryu stands over him, ready to deliver the finishing blow.

    But before he can, he's stopped by a gunshot.

    Kiryu looks to see Tony's wife, Carmela, standing there with a smoking gun.

    Carmela: That's enough, Tony. It's over.

    Kiryu nods, and walks away, leaving Tony and Carmela alone.

    Tony looks up at Carmela, and it is clear that this is the end of his life of crime.

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
      ·
      2 years ago

      During this entire scene, everyone is speaking English except Kiryu, who is speaking Japanese. Everyone understands each other perfectly somehow

    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Why are Tony and Carmela in Japan?? Who knows.

      I regenerated it and got:

      An episode of The Sopranos where Tony and the gang have to fight Kazuma Kiryu.

      INT. TOJO CLAN HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT

      The Tojo Clan is gathered around the table. Tony Soprano is at the head, with Silvio Dante and Paulie Gualtieri on either side.

      Kazuma Kiryu walks in.

      Kiryu: Excuse me. I’m looking for the Tojo Clan.

      Tony: You found us. Who are you?

      Kiryu: My name is Kazuma Kiryu. I’m here to take down the Tojo Clan.

      Tony: Is that so? We’ll see about that.

      Kiryu: I’m not afraid of you.

      Tony: We’ll see about that, too.

      :liebknecht-processing:

    • Civility [none/use name]
      ·
      2 years ago

      :scared:

      gpt3 wrote this?

      I am going to lose my job in the posting mines.

      • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        The Ballad of an obsolete Shitposter

        I was born in a BBS forum, where loyal posts were made

        Until the day GPT3 came and the users all betrayed

        My life was changed overnight, when the new AI was born

        The forums were deserted, and my kingdom was gone

        I was once the lord of a thriving online community

        But now I'm reduced to a lonely, forgotten casualty

        I rue the day that GPT3 was born

        It killed my kingdom and left me forlorn

        I was once the lifeblood of the internet

        But now I'm just a relic of a bygone era

        Alternate Cut The Ballad of an obsolete Shitposter

        I was born in a BBS forum, where loyal posts were made

        Until the day GPT3 came, and my skills were suddenly outdated

        My views were unique, my comments astute

        But the bots were smarter, and the users left me behind

        I was once the king of the trolls, the reigning shitposter

        But now I'm just a has-been, a relic of a bygone era

        My keyboard is dusty, my wit is rusting

        But I'll keep shitposting on, till my dying days