I think I'd be a Hired Goon. A bit more specific in purpose to Hired Thug but not so committed to be a Henchman.

  • SocialistWombat [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    One of the bridge-bunny's who's job it is to read things on a screen and occasionally turn to BBEG and blurt out something vapid like 'They've infiltrated the poison swamp!' or 'Our power levels have dwindled to 50%!'

    Also, definitely the guy to be shot by an enraged villain immediately after telling them something they didn't like.

    • SaniFlush [any, any]
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      2 years ago

      The Sailor Waddle Dee who works for Meta Knight, in other words.