• Beaver [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    It's so insanely unsuited to adapting it in a way that fits with the current trends of blockbuster moviemaking. The way that it's structured, as a series of dialogues, makes me want to see it adapted in a weird arthouse theater way, like Dogville. If it gets made, I assume it will just focus on Jason Momoa action scenes.

    The only thing I demand from God Emperor Of Dune on the silver screen is a long, loving, nearly pornographic depiction of Jason Momoa rock climbing.

    • scraeming [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Dune in the style of French New Wave. Just a bunch of mundane conversations laden with layers of metaphor and subtext, and a bunch of unhinged, non-diegetic cuts to paintings and ordinary household objects as puns and visual metaphors for the dialogue.

      The movie will run four and a half hours and only about fifteen minutes of it will not involve someone monologuing at length.

      • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Only if those 15, non-monologue minutes are spent watching a character slowly do a mundane task morosely with no sound but the ambience of a distant storm.

      • Beaver [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I think this would work particularly if every aspect of it is taken super seriously as an arthouse project, but Jason Momoa is directed to act like a big dumb action hero and filmed accordingly.

    • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      You're forgetting the montage scene of a succession of hundreds of Jason Momoas fresh from the Axolotl Tanks trying to murder hundreds of face dancer faked Timothée Chalamets to unlock their memories.