You know when conservatives post those awful boiled meat images and pretend it's gourmet cuisine? This guy is the health version of that. He's the color of boiled chicken.

All those supplements and lotions and creams and serums are just leftover products. They don't exist because they work and the people who make them want to give you something that works. It's that there was a bunch of spare goo from some other industrial process and they found a way to package it and sell it. And even for the things that are honestly grown, they will quickly become diluted and adulterated because all mass products must become cheaper to make over time.

The rich can't live forever because the system that creates them will end up pricing them out of immortality. The science will be junk science because actual studies were sold out to be marketing for dubious products. The doctors will be paid to say whatever.