• DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Hope she can make it back to work. Would be a waste of a gerontocracy if we don't get to see one of them kick it on the house floor

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      I'd love to see her kick it on the floor. I can imagine MSNBC doing God's work for the dems by creating misdirection, clutching their pearls, and saying...

      "This is a sad and unformatted day. A senator has died on the senate floor. And if you like them or not - you should not be making fun of death on social media and in tweets."

      "It is a truly sad day when it's clear that Americans will belittle anything or anyone at any time. Even at this tragic time..."

      And their outrage continues all the way to the commercial break so they can entirely avoid the "g word".

      • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        And their outrage continues all the way to the commercial break so they can entirely avoid the "g word".

        She was a democrat

        She was incompetent

        But worst of all, she was a gamer

        • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
          ·
          1 year ago

          But worst of all, she was a gamer

          She will forever be remembered for screaming slurs in COD lobbies before asking where she is

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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            1 year ago

            No one knew what slurs, though, because no one speaks Akkadian, the language of her youth. We just had to infer from her tone.

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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      1 year ago

      i want her and McConnell to bump into each other in the cafeteria and all their bones clatter to the ground while xylophone music plays

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I want it so bad. I want to see one of them collapse and very obviously shit themselves and see all the other ghouls and goblins hold their noses and move away from the corpse.

      I used to be such a nice person. : (