Hope she can make it back to work. Would be a waste of a gerontocracy if we don't get to see one of them kick it on the house floor
I'd love to see her kick it on the floor. I can imagine MSNBC doing God's work for the dems by creating misdirection, clutching their pearls, and saying...
"This is a sad and unformatted day. A senator has died on the senate floor. And if you like them or not - you should not be making fun of death on social media and in tweets."
"It is a truly sad day when it's clear that Americans will belittle anything or anyone at any time. Even at this tragic time..."
And their outrage continues all the way to the commercial break so they can entirely avoid the "g word".
And their outrage continues all the way to the commercial break so they can entirely avoid the "g word".
She was a democrat
She was incompetent
But worst of all, she was a gamer
But worst of all, she was a gamer
She will forever be remembered for screaming slurs in COD lobbies before asking where she is
No one knew what slurs, though, because no one speaks Akkadian, the language of her youth. We just had to infer from her tone.
i want her and McConnell to bump into each other in the cafeteria and all their bones clatter to the ground while xylophone music plays
I want it so bad. I want to see one of them collapse and very obviously shit themselves and see all the other ghouls and goblins hold their noses and move away from the corpse.
I used to be such a nice person. : (
Can't believe the Russians greased the floors in Dianne Feinstein's house to promote the disinformation about her being old and infirm
Reminder that at the height of the Soviet gerontocracy, the average age of the Politburo was 70. Biden is 80, Pelosi is 83, and Feinstein is 90. Biden is trying to hold on to power until he's 86.
To be fair, if we're going to talk averages, the average in the US senate is still lower than that at ~65, and life expectancies have gone up. But yeah, US leaders are similarly ancient
The average age in the Senate is massively pushed downwards by freaks like Marco Rubio and other Republicans. Pretty sure that the Senate dems on average are closer to 70 than 45.
Mean, median, and mode. Folks always forget there are three kinds of averages.
Figured it was more a question of removing the outliers rather than using the correct kind of average. Or just changing the sample size until you get the grouping that gives you the funny answer.
As has already been pointed out, the US senate average is still (a little) lower, but anyway for reference Brezhnev was 75 when he died as leader, Andropov died at 69, and Chernenko at 73
Yeah Andropov and Chernenko where not so much old as ailing. Wasn't Chernenko smoking since he was 15?
Although Feinstein’s health continues to deteriorate, sources say that the root cause of this particular incident seems to have been a conveniently placed banana peel. The slip then caused her to trigger an anvil on a nearby shelf which subsequently bonked her on the head and caused a blunt force that turned her teeth into tiny piano keys
3 to 5 little white birds were seen chirping and flying around her head in a small circle
gravity was the first anarchist. no hierarchy can stand against it forever.
we can't lose Feinstein, or else who's going to host HBO's upcoming reboot of Tales from the Crypt??
I hope they continue to prop her up in a chair until the aids have to do diaper changes on the senate floor.
Congressional Geriatric Diaper Changer is a job that still pays more than what you and I make in a year combined
why not both? Intern doesn't get paid but the intern leasing agency that manages them gets $200K/yr/intern
Didn't Ken Klippenstein or whatever go apeshit and release all her staffers' salaries? They were not world-beaters.
Anchor: "Mike, why aren't you in the Senate chamber?"
Reporter: "There was an issue that needed to be addressed."
Anchor: "An issue? What's the status of the vote?"
Reporter: "It's been interrupted by Senator Feinstein's absence."
Anchor: "But diaper changes are done on the Senate floor."
Reporter: "That's true. But the issue was that the senator had a temper tantrum and well... um... There's no easy way to say this - she threw her feces."
Anchor: "I see."
"Dianne Feinstein" has released a statement saying that she is in good health and will soon return to the Senate floor
We should take the most budget conscious option and put her n Mitch McConnell in the same hole in the ground. They wouldve wanted that
It’s a shame the most effective way to get new blood in Washington is for old people to fall.
You know it's telling when even r/politics thinks a dem needs to get the boot
ONE! Something's wrong with her TWO! something's wrong with her THREE! Something's wrong with her FOUR! Something's wrong with her
If it's not just shitty color grading she might have some jaundice going on, aka an excess of yellow bile. They'd better fetch the leeches.
Also dear god I hope I die before I get to that point.
so do qanon people wonder why dianne feinstein was cut off from the adrenochrome supply or what
same question but for joe
It's like Midsommar they are the 2 elders of the tribe that have been chosen to figuratively jump off a cliff and get their heads crushed with a mallet
She gets paid six figures to exist as a corpse while interns change her diaper
Truly the best system, founding fathers didn’t overlook anything!
🎶 Let the bodies his the floor, let the bodies hit the floor🎶
to the floor