“I could have been relaxing at Mar-a-Lago or in the south of France ― which I would prefer to being in this country, frankly.”
“I could have been relaxing at Mar-a-Lago or in the south of France ― which I would prefer to being in this country, frankly.”
I could be sitting in a small coastal town in Ireland but noooo I had to be born in America and poor, so my chances of getting outta here are slim to none.
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To be fair to @corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net if you want a dilapidated house in a tiny coastal town in Ireland you can get it for a reasonable sum.
part of that bargain is your best friend breaks up with you and chokes your donkey to death with his severed fingers, so it's not all sunshine and rainbows in Eire
I feel like this is a reference to something I'm not picking up on
an authentic picture of coastal irish life
Oh hell yeah this looks dope
Don't worry I grew up in a small coastal town in Ireland and its purely miserable