• Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Lol.

    "President Brandon is being sent to a nice farm upstate with Major and Commander after several incidents where he bit secret service members and shit on the rug".

    Place your bets

    • Dementia is setting in and Brandon is expressing abrupt mood shifts, irritability, and rage, which are common symptoms

    • Brandon is a dipshit unsuited for the role he has found himself in and is expressing his frustration by abusing his minions

    • Brandon is exactly who he has always been; A cruel, racist monster who has caused enormous suffering out of a callous indifference towards humanity

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      1 and 3. Brandon has always been a massive piece of shit and now as his brain is turning into mush he's growing frustrated and is losing the ability to control his impulses.