A bit of background information, I am in my early 40s and opened my shop about 10 years ago. I used to be one of the full-time mechanics but now...
  • Melonius [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    The gang gets together while Dennis does fuckin chip math that devolves in to him screaming.

    • Egon [they/them]
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      10 months ago

      both-sides "I don't get it, why can't I have the chips"
      newsflash-asshole "YOU CANT HAVE THE CHIPS BECAUSE YOURE EATING TOO MANY CHIPS"
      both-sides "Well did you want some of the chips? I'm sorry"
      newsflash-asshole "NO I DIDNT WANT ANY OF THOSE DISGUSTING CHIPS. ARE YOU AWARE HOW CHEAP THEY ARE? They cost me a cent per bag, they cannot be good for you."
      both-sides "Well can I have a bag of chips then?"
      newsflash-asshole "NO YOU CANT, because you KEEP EATING THE CHIPS. I can't go buying all these boxes"
      both-sides "Don't you just get one box a ymonth? Why does it matter when you buy it?"
      newsflash-asshole "IT'S A WASTEFUL EXPENSE"
      pepe-silvia "Hey Mac check it out I just found a box of chips in the dumpster, completely fine, someone just threw it out, can you believe it?"

      • Melonius [he/him]
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        10 months ago

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        Charlie did you break in to my home again I keep telling you don't touch my stuff