I don't even remember the specific thread, but one time I read about an updated zoomer-era version of Full Metal Jacket where the main character was named Private Jokerfied. 
I still find that funny, smile and chuckle and all, and I can't make it not-funny so I just roll with it. 
every time I see the phrase “water wars” used on this site I imagine Yoda saying “Begun, the water wars have” and it cracks me up
Yoda about to lob the first water balloon at a sick summer party.
“I am become drunk, the driver of cars” was posted on here a few weeks ago and still makes me chuckle.